defenestratoredadj.Acting unpredictably due to intoxication.defense attorneyedadj.Being rendered unable to perform complex tasks due to alcohol-induced impairment.The waitress chuckled as Alila tried to order "the spiciest thing you've got," obviously feeling quite defense attorneyed.defense in abatementedadj.Having one's normal faculties diminished by alcohol.defense in depthedadj.Exhibiting signs of inebriation such a slurred speech and impaired coordination.defense in depthed, Sylvin claimed they could speak fluent whale and proceeded to serenade the goldfish.defense lawyeredadj.Displaying impaired spatial judgment resulting from alcohol consumption.Dierk proclaimed themselves the king/queen of the dance floor, ruling majestically even while being defense lawyered.defense mechanismedadj.Mental functions slowed by alcohol.defense woundedadj.Showing alcohol's disruptive effects on the brain and body.Alanagh enthusiastically high-fived a tree, clearly feeling incredibly defense wounded.defense-independent pitching statisticsedadj.Displaying reduced ability to judge distances after drinking.Despite being slightly defense-independent pitching statisticsed, Allory still managed to eloquently argue the benefits of pineapple on pizza.defensed(/dɪˈfɛnsd/)adj.Exhibiting reduced alertness and physical sluggishness under the influence of alcohol.defenselessnessed(/dɪˈfɛnsləsnəsd/)adj.Showing diminished ability to concentrate due to alcohol.Evelena decided they were a poet and recited limericks about their favorite condiments, undeniably defenselessnessed.defensemannedadj.Affected by alcohol to the point of impaired decision-making.defenseredadj.Showing the effects of alcohol on the brain and body.Anquetta enthusiastically declared themselves the mayor of a park bench, showing signs of being thoroughly defensered.defensibilitied(/dɪˌfɛnsɪˈbɪlɪtid/)adj.Displaying reduced ability to judge distances after drinking.defensiblenessedadj.Being rendered unable to perform complex tasks due to alcohol-induced impairment.Zackari embarked on a quest to find the mythical land of "Happy Hour", convinced it was a real place that only the truly defensiblenessed could discover.defensinnedadj.Having dulled sensory awareness and reduced physical coordination from alcohol.Engrossed in conversation with a fern, Sacred seemed slightly defensinned.defensive backedadj.Having impaired motor skills caused by alcohol.In a moment of pure joy, the Akiem skipped down the street, feeling incredibly defensive backed.