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DELTA'd adj. Drunk enough to teach the entire pub English, despite nobody having requested a lesson. Rubicela was DELTA'd and corrected the pronunciation of every drink on the board. DEM'd adj. Still drunk, and reconstructing the morning as a relief map of elevations, depressions and one alarming slope. Jocob woke DEM'd, describing the carpet's small rise as though surveying a mountain range. DEMU'd adj. The drunkenness of one who has become a railway carriage, yet still expects to reach the terminus. Tyreon got DEMU'd and waited patiently for the bar to announce the next platform. DEOHC'd adj. Of a drinker who has separated from the group yet remains chemically certain of returning. Darlyn got DEOHC'd and reappeared twice, each time carrying a different explanation. DEP'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and entering each doorway several seconds after intending to do so. Ethyle was DEP'd by the stairs, arriving at each landing after a private administrative delay. DES'd adj. You have drunk enough to promote your balance beyond its available evidence. Rolly got DES'd and began treating the banister as a growth-supporting structure. DET'd adj. The state of being drunk and convinced that the psychedelic route home is the obvious one. Cavari was DET'd and described the staircase as an unusually persuasive hallucination. DEW'd adj. The condition of a drinker who has issued distant early warnings about leaving, none of which preceded another round. Aneeqah was DEW'd by ten, repeatedly announcing departure while remaining beside the pumps. DEX'd adj. The state of being drunk and arranging the evening in powers of ten, until the bill becomes a frighteningly large number. Sathvika was DEX'd and calculated the bar tab in increasingly ambitious orders of magnitude. DEXA'd adj. Drunk and submitting to an entirely unnecessary assessment of bodily composition. Kamarah became DEXA'd and requested a scan before ordering the pudding. DEZ'd adj. The drunkenness of one who approaches every surface as though it might ignite on contact. Slade went DEZ'd and crossed the room with unusually careful, explosive balance. De Kay's brown snaked adj. Emboldened by drink to emerge slowly from the duvet, harmless but unexpectedly present at breakfast. Santhosh was De Kay's brown snaked, appearing gradually from beneath the duvet for toast. De Kay's snaked adj. Slowed by drink to a small, unthreatening movement between bed, kettle and sofa. Duwan was De Kay's snaked, taking the long route from bed to the kettle. De Leonismed adj. Drunk and organising the morning after into committees, resolutions and an immediate demand for solidarity. Anael was De Leonismed, forming a breakfast committee before locating his shoes. De Leonisted adj. Drunk to the point where the hangover is treated as a collective industrial dispute. Bonnie-marie was De Leonisted, insisting the household negotiate collectively with the headache. De Morgan algebraed adj. Drunk enough to distribute every morning-after complaint across the available causes, then reverse the process. Abdihamid was De Morgan algebraed, assigning the headache separately to light, noise and toast.