dendrologisted(/dɛndˈɹɒlədʒɪstd/)adj.Exhibiting a delayed reaction time caused by alcohol consumption.dendromancied(/ˈdɛndɹəmænsid/)adj.Having dulled sensory awareness and reduced physical coordination from alcohol.Marcques woke up in a bathtub full of jello, after being incredibly dendromancied last night.dendromassedadj.Being under the influence with degraded sensory and motor function.Aleyah tried to order a "unicorn frappuccino" at a pub, showcasing their whimsically dendromassed requests.dendrometered(/dɛndˈɹɒmɪtə(ɹ)d/)adj.Being affected by alcohol to a degree that physical and mental processes become unreliable.Akeema revealed their deepest secrets to a passing pigeon, while undeniably dendrometered.dendrometrickedadj.Showing a lack of balance and difficulty standing straight because of alcohol.dendrometried(/dɛndˈɹɒmɪtɹid/)adj.Exhibiting a loss of control due to alcohol consumption.dendromurinedadj.Showing effects of alcohol.Against all advice, Matthewdavid mixed drinks, disastrously dendromurined.dendronned(/ˈdɛndɹənd/)adj.Exhibiting behavioral disinhibition brought on by alcohol intake.As the night wore on, Jerison became increasingly philosophical, sounding profoundly dendronned.dendronotaceanedadj.Displaying impaired ability to process information efficiently due to drinking.dendronotidedadj.Displaying a level of impairment by drinking.Adailyn recited Shakespeare to a startled garden gnome, in a perfectly dendronotided manner.dendronymedadj.Experiencing impaired sensory integration caused by the effects of alcohol.Abe attempted to high-five a passing pigeon, clearly dendronymed.dendroolithidedadj.Experiencing compromised sensory perception and reaction caused by drinking.dendropanoxidedadj.Showing a lack of balance and difficulty standing straight because of alcohol.Amidst the chaos, Adalae found solace in a plate of nachos, appearing content but unmistakably dendropanoxided.dendrophagiedadj.Exhibiting behaviors that are usually restrained but released due to alcohol.dendrophenoledadj.Unsteady or unsteady in gait or movement due to alcohol.The security camera footage captured Amimah attempting to order a taxi for a garden gnome, resolutely dendrophenoled.dendrophiled(/[ˈdɛndɹəfaɪɫ]d/)adj.Having diminished capacity for logical thought due to alcohol.A group of friends chuckled as Lisajean attempted a somersault, clearly dendrophiled from the festivities.