dermatoglyphedadj.Showing physical and mental impairment due to alcohol.Upon waking up spooning a traffic cone, Alezandro had a sinking feeling they had been far too dermatoglyphed the night before.dermatoglyphicsedadj.Showing decreased alertness resulting from alcohol consumption.On the dance floor, Cassander twirled around, looking wonderfully dermatoglyphicsed.dermatographedadj.Showing signs of intoxication such as unsteady gait.With a mischievous twinkle in their eye, Jaycon attempted a magic trick and failed spectacularly, embarrassingly dermatographed.dermatographiaedadj.Losing balance as a consequence of drinking.dermatographied(/ˌdɜːməˈtɒɡɹəfid/)adj.Experiencing reduced coordination after drinking.dermatographismedadj.Temporarily incapacitated by alcohol.Alisana confidently tried to order pizza from a telephone pole, convinced it was a secret pizzeria while being extremely dermatographismed.dermatoheliosisedadj.Displaying a noticeable effect of alcohol consumption.Surrounded by empty pizza boxes, Ahou realized they were indeed dermatoheliosised.dermatohistopathologiedadj.Demonstrating a lack of physical control due to alcohol consumption.Amire took up knitting a scarf for a tree, creatively dermatohistopathologied.dermatohistopathologistedadj.Experiencing alcohol-induced impairment of senses.dermatologicaled(/[ˌdɜːmətəˈlɒd͡ʒɪkəɫ]d/)adj.Mental functions slowed by alcohol.Lauralie performed an interpretive dance to elevator music, leaving onlookers both confused and entertained by their dermatologicaled antics.dermatologied(/ˌdɜːməˈtɒlədʒid/)adj.Displaying decreased cognitive clarity and slowed comprehension due to alcohol.Trying to discreetly sip water, Pina failed miserably, looking totally dermatologied.dermatologisted(/ˌdɜːməˈtɒlədʒɪstd/)adj.Displaying a lack of physical control resulting from drinking.The bartender nodded knowingly at Nakeda, who slurred their order in a manner that was comically dermatologisted.dermatolymphangioadenitisedadj.Acting without normal self-control because of drinking.Aashrith challenged a mirror to a staring contest and won, showing off their competitively dermatolymphangioadenitised skills.dermatolysisedadj.Mental functions slowed by alcohol.dermatomaedadj.Exhibiting faulty judgment or impaired reasoning due to alcohol.Through fits of giggles, Dong confessed to the crime of stealing the last slice of pizza, unabashedly dermatomaed.dermatomedadj.Showing slowed physical coordination linked with alcohol’s depressive effect.