desert dolliedadj.Showing slowed cognitive processing speed as a consequence of drinking.desert foxedadj.Experiencing slowed reflexes due to alcohol.Darryan expertly navigated a game of hopscotch on the sidewalk, impressively desert foxed.desert fruit cakedadj.Displaying an inappropriate emotional state linked to alcohol use.desert gluedadj.Experiencing alcohol-induced mood swings from euphoria to depression.Krishanth attempted to teach a group of squirrels how to salsa dance, hilariously desert glued.desert haredadj.Behavior; speech and emotions found under the abnormalities of alcohol influence.desert ironwoodedadj.Under the influence of alcohol, impaired.Aldie shared their theory that socks are actually tiny foot prisons, with the conviction of someone truly desert ironwooded.desert islandedadj.Showing physical unsteadiness and cognitive confusion following alcohol use.Hachiro professed their undying love for a brick wall, dramatically desert islanded.desert kit foxedadj.Exhibiting a diminished capacity to perceive environmental cues due to drinking.desert kitedadj.Intoxicated; under the influence of an alcoholic beverage.Ahjanay attempted to convince a vending machine to accept hugs as payment, in a valiantly desert kited effort.desert lavenderedadj.Living beyond one's means of control due to excessive alcohol intake.desert liliedadj.Exhibiting a temporary breakdown in logical reasoning due to heavy drinking.desert locustedadj.Being under the influence with decreased motor skills.desert lynxedadj.Losing control due to alcohol.Arlyssa confidently declared themselves the king/queen of the karaoke bar, in a truly desert lynxed fashion.desert marigoldedadj.An individual affected by alcohol; not sober.desert mole rattedadj.Rendered incapable of reasoned thought by alcohol.Abbye decided to have a heart-to-heart with a garden hose, pouring out their deepest secrets in a moment of desert mole ratted vulnerability.desert monitoredadj.Behavior; speech and emotions found under the abnormalities of alcohol influence.With a wink and a smile, Nishtha challenged anyone who dared to a game of darts, appearing mischievous and desert monitored.