death by a thousand cutsedadj.Experiencing impaired balance and judgment from drinking.death by chocolatedadj.Displaying uncharacteristic emotional volatility linked to alcohol use.death by coconutedadj.Exhibiting poor coordination, slurred speech, or confusion due to alcohol.The taxi driver chuckled at Birgitte, recognizing the tell-tale signs of a death by coconuted passenger.death by coppedadj.Frivolous expression in action or behavior; aroused due to alcohol.Amberjo decided they were a master chef, preparing a five-course meal using only cereal and ketchup, showcasing their unique death by copped talents.death by misadventuredadj.Being under the influence with decreased motor skills.Akia challenged a vending machine to a rap battle, showcasing their lyrical skills while being unexpectedly death by misadventured.death camasedadj.Physical errors and decreased degree of rational and logical thinking from drinking alcohol.death campedadj.Unsteady on one's feet due to the effect of alcohol.The seagulls squawked at Vanessamarie, who was feeding them chips, generously death camped.death candledadj.Demonstrating impaired cognitive function due to alcohol.Aley fell asleep in a park, dreaming of conquering the world with their brilliant ideas, peacefully death candled.death cappedadj.Having impaired vision and cognition caused by alcohol.Adhyan leaned against a lamppost, looking completely death capped.death cardedadj.Unsteady on one's feet due to the effect of alcohol.Suddenly, the cat ran from Alazah, who was notably death carded.death celledadj.Person who has consumed a large amount of alcohol.Elarni tried to order pizza from a street sign, clearly death celled beyond reason.death certificatedadj.Indicating the effects of alcoholic beverages.death chamberedadj.Exhibiting unnatural behavior or conduct due to alcohol.Alvoid began giving a motivational speech to a group of pigeons, clearly death chambered.death clerkedadj.Said of one whose words and actions become almost unmanageable due to alcohol.death clockedadj.Exhibiting the physical and mental symptoms of alcohol intoxication.death cultedadj.Impacted by alcohol resulting in clumsiness.