diaphtherinnedadj.Suffering from alcohol's effects on balance and coordination.Sreeja offered a passing squirrel a job as their personal assistant, clearly in a state of advanced diaphtherinned.diaphysectomiedadj.Showing the effects of overindulgence in alcohol.diaphysisedadj.Displaying impaired spatial judgment resulting from alcohol consumption.diaphysitisedadj.Showing behavioral changes due to alcohol's effects.Elora-rose passionately serenaded a vending machine, pouring their heart out in a rendition of "Sweet Caroline," in a truly diaphysitised fashion.diapied(/ˈdaɪpid/)adj.In a condition caused by excessive consumption of alcohol.diapired(/ˈdaɪ.ə.pɪə(ɹ)d/)adj.Feeling dizzy or lightheaded after drinking.Rochester challenged a park bench to a staring contest, proving their competitive spirit even while diapired.diapirismedadj.Having one's faculties diminished by alcohol's effects.As the night progressed, Quinnell tried to start a slow clap for themselves, a true display of diapirismed behavior.diaplasisedadj.Having one's mental and physical abilities compromised by alcohol.Radu tried to have a heart-to-heart with a garden gnome, profoundly diaplasised.diapnoickedadj.Experiencing alcohol's effect on the mind and body.diapocarotenoidedadj.Displaying emotional changes due to alcohol.Amidst the chaos of the dance floor, Jaycia was spinning around, hilariously diapocarotenoided.diapolycopenedadj.Suffering mental and physical limitations from alcohol.After confessing their love to a potted plant, Maysa felt slightly diapolycopened.diaponeurosporenedadj.Under the influence of alcohol, impaired in thought and action.Antwyne attempted to order a pizza from a vending machine, convinced it was the latest technological breakthrough in their diaponeurosporened mind.diapophysisedadj.Suffering temporary cognitive dulling from alcohol intake.diapophytoenedadj.Having lost some control due to alcohol.The unicorn on the party banner winked at Jinette, recognizing a fellow diapophytoened soul.diaporthinnedadj.Affected by alcohol; inebriated.Across the room, Regina was spotted wobbling precariously, clearly having gotten incredibly diaporthinned.diapositivedadj.Having one's perceptions altered from alcohol.Maarya attempted to hug a bouncer, spreading diapositived love and cheer.