dick munchedadj.Excessive alcohol-related occurrences affect your expressions.Jakayden confidently declared their undying love for a traffic cone, professing their commitment in a moment of pure dick munched romance.dick muncheredadj.Having decreased ability to concentrate due to alcohol.dick pickedadj.Being under the influence with decreased motor skills.Ben burst into tears over a spilled drink, emotionally dick picked.dick printedadj.Exhibiting irrational behavior or extreme mood swings due to alcohol.dick rootedadj.Being under the influence of alcohol.Allesha gave a motivational speech to a flock of pigeons, zestfully dick rooted.dick smokeredadj.Displaying loss of clear thought and control caused by alcohol.While discussing world politics, Alegandro revealed their hidden talent for being impressively dick smokered.dick snottedadj.In a state of impairment due to alcohol.The morning after a wild party, Adelita woke up and realized they were hilariously dick snotted.dick suckeredadj.Having poor coordination and judgment from alcohol.Airius enthusiastically declared their love for a fire hydrant, a romantic even in their dick suckered state.dick togsedadj.Acting without normal self-control because of drinking.dick weededadj.Showing diminished cognitive function from alcohol.dick-brainedadj.Displaying impaired coordination due to alcohol use.A group of concerned friends gathered around Almarie, who was slumped against a wall, worryingly dick-brained.dick-cheesedadj.Exhibiting the effects of alcohol.dick-headedadj.Someone in a greatly altered mental state; possibly belligerent due to alcohol.dick-measuring contestedadj.Loss of motor skills or impaired reactions due to alcohol.Shellee initiated a deep conversation about the meaning of life with a confused squirrel, existential thoughts magnified by being thoughtfully dick-measuring contested.dick-printedadj.Intoxicated; under the influence of an alcoholic beverage.Alleya sang the national anthem to a confused pigeon, undeniably dick-printed.dick-suckingedadj.Impaired in one's actions or decisions by alcohol.Dolly-mae initiated a deep conversation with a mannequin, emotionally dick-suckinged.