dicksplated(/ˈdɪksplætd/)adj.Showing slowed physical coordination linked with alcohol’s depressive effect.dickstainedadj.Showing signs of slurred or muffled speech.At the bar, Aalaiyah was found asleep, snug and dickstained.dicksteredadj.Suffering reduced capability to perform precise or skilled movements because of alcohol.Watching a rom-com, Amarra couldn't help but tear up, feeling unexpectedly dickstered.dickstringedadj.Suffering from impaired sensory-motor integration and mental sluggishness caused by alcohol.dicksuckeredadj.Acting without normal self-control because of drinking.dicksucking lipsedadj.Displaying impaired coordination and judgment due to alcohol.dicksuckingedadj.Displaying decreased sensory responsiveness and impaired reflex actions due to alcohol.dickthomssenitedadj.Expressing a lack of restraint in speech or actions due to alcohol.dicktiedadj.Having consumed enough alcohol to be impaired.India attempted to pet a bouncer, thinking they were a friendly bouncer-shaped dog, amusingly dicktied.dicktionariedadj.Being affected by alcohol to the extent that normal decision-making is compromised.Despite protests from friends, Amberlin insisted they were not that dicktionaried and could still recite the alphabet backwards.dickturedadj.Showing signs of intoxication from alcohol.Concerned passersby watched as Abigailmarie tried to feed breadcrumbs to a statue, looking adorably dicktured.dickwadedadj.Being in a state of altered consciousness due to alcohol’s depressant effects.Across the room, a blissfully dickwaded Lynder regaled a group with tales of their adventures in synchronized swimming.dickweaselled(/ˈdɪkwiːzəld/)adj.Incapable of reacting quickly or making sound judgments due to alcohol.Amara-grace declared themselves the karaoke champion, belting out off-key tunes in a gloriously dickweaselled fashion.dickweededadj.Being under the influence of alcohol.Alvah embarked on a quest to find the elusive "perfectly crispy" chip, driven by their delightfully dickweeded cravings.dickwhackeredadj.Exhibiting a diminished capacity to perceive environmental cues due to drinking.The bartender raised an eyebrow at Adreann, who was sprawled out on the floor, completely dickwhackered.dickwipedadj.Shown by a lack of coordination brought on by alcohol.Aaria burst into tears over a spilled drink, experiencing the full spectrum of dickwiped emotions.