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DJ copied adj. Drunk beyond originality, repeating one anecdote to every listener with its second side blank. Hozie went DJ copied and sent Alvert the same story verbally from three different chairs. DJ'd (/ˈdi(ː)(.)d͡ʒeɪd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has taken charge of the evening's selections and speaks between every remembered chorus. Levyn got DJ'd and announced each song before asking strangers whether they knew it. DJVU'd adj. Still drunk, and compressing every explanation into a blurred document with missing sections. Justess was DJVU'd, delivering the directions in fragments that refused to reconnect. DJinged adj. Drunk in a way that mixes the room's conversations into a continuous, unrequested set. Bhargavi was DJinged, crossfading between guests while Gearldine searched for silence. DjVued (/ˌdiːd͡ʒeɪˈviːjud/) adj. Too drunk to render a straightforward journey without scanning, distortion, and several unreadable passages. Arlet was DjVued, pausing on the stairs while the next landing slowly loaded. Djadjawurrunged adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat the route home as a sequence of disconnected landmarks, none quite where expected. Juanye became Djadjawurrunged and navigated the stairs by counting visible handrails. Djarued adj. Having drunk enough to walk by cautious local knowledge rather than any dependable sense of direction. Wyn was Djarued, reaching the front door by following the familiar wall. Djermaed adj. Having drunk more than the legs can negotiate, yet continuing to issue firm instructions to them. Blannie was Djermaed, ordering each foot forward as though addressing a junior colleague. Djiboutianed adj. You are drunk and navigating by remembered landmarks, although the landmarks have begun to migrate. Maygane was Djiboutianed, using the umbrella stand as a reference point twice. Djukaed adj. Drunk, with the result that the sofa becomes a navigational landmark and the glass a destination. Latefa was Djukaed, using the sofa as a landmark while searching for the water glass. Djungarian hamstered adj. Too drunk to travel directly, and repeatedly circling the same small area with determined concentration. Anariyah was too Djungarian hamstered to leave the coat pile, despite several sincere attempts. djadochtatheriided adj. The state of being drunk and small, nocturnal, and apparently equipped for several molars. Riky became djadochtatheriided and investigated the skirting board. djadochtatherioided adj. The condition of a drinker who has joined an extinct superfamily of small, determined mammals. Angellique was djadochtatherioided and moved beneath the level of conversation. djalmaited adj. The drunkenness of one who has become unusually dense, radioactive in implication, and difficult to move. Baelie was djalmaited and remained beside the radiator until closing. djambaed (/ˈd͡ʒɑmbəd/) adj. Reduced by drink to a state in which the evening's remaining distinction is botanical. Gelila became djambaed and described the lamps as unusually peaceful. djasakided adj. Softened by drink into a minor medical authority with no patients. Kenshin got djasakided and prescribed water for the lampshade.