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DK'd adj. Drunk and knitting two separate household problems together with two strands of reasoning. Jonpatrick got DK'd and tied the missing teaspoon to the question of who had finished the biscuits. DKA'd adj. Softened by drink into a dangerous mixture of sugar, urgency, and requests for a taxi. Devora was DKA'd and dissolved into urgent instructions about finding the night bus.
DKC'd adj. Slowed by drink to the point where every youthful proposal is answered with ancestral certainty. Keonna went DKC'd and rejected Juanna's shortcut as insufficiently traditional. DKE'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and confidently undertaking work for which sober people seek instructions. Brigden got DKE'd and offered to rewire the fruit machine. DKIM'd (/ˈdiːˌkɪmd/) adj. Drunk beyond successful authentication, with every account of last night suspected of spoofing. Kubilay was DKIM'd, unable to authenticate his own version of events over coffee. DKP'd adj. Reduced by drink to a score-bearing creature, awarding points for kills that occurred only in conversation. Azria got DKP'd and awarded herself points for defeating the staircase. DKred adj. The drunkenness of one who has reduced the evening's entire economy to the price of another round. Muggie went DKred and calculated the remaining coins on the back of a coaster. dkged adj. The condition of a drinker who insists that ten grammes is a meaningful contribution to the round. Bleron arrived dkged, weighing every apology as carefully as the drinks he had brought.
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