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DM'd adj. The drunkenness of one who builds a private model of the stairs and follows it inaccurately. Annan got DM'd and attempted to model the staircase before taking the first step. DMA'd adj. Sharpened by drink into conducting the departing crowd with a pint glass as baton. Tyrica was DMA'd by closing time, directing coats and taxis from the edge of the pavement. DMAB'd adj. Of a drinker: convinced that a decorative flourish has made an otherwise poor proposal persuasive. Lendell got DMAB'd and added an elaborate signature to a note requesting the last sausage. DMACA'd adj. Describing a drinker who has turned a modest observation into a vivid, staining display. Nashoba got DMACA'd and marked the table with an emphatic account of the taxi journey. DMAD'd adj. You are drunk and treating every encounter as a dienophile awaiting an inappropriate cycloaddition. Kirstan got DMAD'd and attempted to combine the taxi queue with the smoking area. DMAGeC'd adj. You are drunk and conducting hazardous negotiations as though technical terminology were a qualification. Indraj became DMAGeC'd and volunteered to supervise the fireworks from a folding chair. DMAIC'd adj. Having drunk enough to improve the entire evening through five stages, ending with a sandwich. Temprince got DMAIC'd and subjected the failing party to a five-stage review before ordering chips. DMAPA'd adj. Loosened by drink into an agreeable surface that makes incompatible things seem ready to mix. Iyonia became DMAPA'd and introduced the rival families as if they were old friends. DMARD'd adj. Of a drinker who has modified the household’s persistent aches without improving the evening. Iszabella got DMARD'd and rearranged the sofa cushions to manage an ache that had moved elsewhere. DMC'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and chemically committed to a dense alliance of unrelated kitchen objects. Sae got DMC'd and bonded the colander, tea towel and glass of water into one arrangement. DMD'd adj. Of a drinker: examining every smile for faults, then offering unsolicited restorative work. Melanee got DMD'd and inspected the landlord's teeth between courses. DMDM hydantoined adj. Drunk to the extent of preserving a social gathering against all reasonable attempts to end it. Arnelle was DMDM hydantoined, keeping Syrah's conversation alive long after the lights changed. DME'd adj. Still drunk, and requiring domestic equipment of the sort normally prescribed for convalescence. Nakila was DME'd, navigating the hallway with a chair and considerable institutional dignity. DMEK'd adj. Of a drinker who has lost the clear surface between intention and whatever the eyes report. Bhavesh was DMEK'd and mistook the polished table for an opening in the floor. DMF'd adj. Still drunk, and using the kitchen as a polar solvent for every remaining household disagreement. Aveion was DMF'd and dissolved the argument by putting the kettle on. DMH'd adj. Of a drinker who has acquired a medium-haired explanation for every fibre found on the morning clothes. Danalyn was DMH'd, blaming the sofa cat for the fur on an otherwise black jumper.