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DNAzymed adj. Drunk on the strength of a catalytic instinct to make reactions proceed. Almeta got DNAzymed and encouraged an otherwise avoidable argument. DNC'd adj. Drunk and turning an ordinary gathering into a long, brightly managed convention with no clear nominee. Pasha was DNC'd and appointed Akala to chair the discussion about leaving.
DNCB'd adj. Drunk in a way that makes every harmless exchange feel like a hostile experiment. Shavaun got DNCB'd and tested the landlord's patience with one pointed question after another. DND'd adj. Drunk to the point where every object is moved by solemnly seizing its image and releasing it beside the lager. Blia got DND'd and tried to move the barmaid's face nearer the crisps. DNE'd adj. You have drunk enough to report no division net earnings, or any earnings at all. Robenia was DNE'd and could not account for the evening's expenditure. DNF'd adj. Drunk to the point where every proposal becomes a conjunction of conditions, followed by an alternative proposal. Jhoniel got DNF'd and described the taxi plan as either umbrellas and patience or chips and resignation. DNI'd adj. Too drunk to keep the nervous system private from the nearest appliance, animal or drinking companion. Dorothymae got DNI'd and attempted to operate the fruit machine by concentrating at it. DNN'd adj. Softened by drink into a many-layered network whose outputs bear only a distant relation to its inputs. Holly-jo was DNN'd, turning a request for water into an intricate account of neural architecture. DNOP'd adj. Too drunk to distinguish one octagonal argument from another, or to leave either alone. Dassine was DNOP'd and rearranged the beer mats into a disputable pattern. DNP'd adj. Of a drinker: metabolically opposed to sensible decisions and particularly warm about it. Lisbeth got DNP'd and insisted the overheated snug was evidence of excellent hospitality. DNR'd adj. Of a drinker who has removed the background hiss from the evening and mistaken the silence for agreement. Jalaun went DNR'd and treated every pause as confirmation of his proposed midnight business. DNRA'd adj. Reduced by drink to converting every nitrate of the evening into ammonium, chiefly in conversation. Lea-jeanne got DNRA'd and converted the wine list into a discussion of nitrogen chemistry. DNS servered adj. Drunk since last orders, and resolving every person to the wrong address. Raymunda became DNS servered and directed visitors towards the broom cupboard. DNSBL'd adj. Drunk past the point of admission to the morning's conversation, having blackholed every sensible request. Io was DNSBL'd by breakfast, sending each practical suggestion directly into silence. DNased adj. Drunk to a degree that cuts every plan for getting home into separate, unusable strands. Eufemia was DNased by last orders, with the journey home divided among four contradictory plans.
DnB'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and moving to a private bassline at considerable speed. Deloria was DnB'd and crossed the dance floor before anyone had finished speaking.