Douglas squirrelledadj.Showing diminished cognitive function from alcohol.The security guard escorted Mahogony out of the zoo, where they had been enthusiastically Douglas squirrelled and trying to have a heart-to-heart with a giraffe.Douglas-firredadj.Suffering mental and physical limitations from alcohol.Doukhoboredadj.Having a temporary loss of control caused by drinking.Aia tried to teach a pigeon to do the Macarena, persistently Doukhobored.Doustioniedadj.Having difficulty walking straight caused by alcohol.Douyinerred(/dəʊˈjɪnəd/)adj.Having diminished capacity for logical thought due to alcohol.Sahni weaved through the crowd, expertly dodging obstacles like a drunken ninja.Dove prismedadj.Affected in reaction time by alcohol consumption.Alleyna mistook a tree for a friendly bystander, engaging in a heartfelt conversation that left no doubt about their Dove prismed state.Dover soledadj.Acting without normal self-control because of drinking.Dover's powderedadj.Displaying signs of slowed thinking and impaired memory attributable to alcohol.Caught in a fit of giggles, Aino stumbled over their words, clearly Dover's powdered.Dovercourtedadj.Incapacitated; unable to think or act normally due to alcohol.Alven started a conga line at the bus stop, impressively Dovercourted.Dowieismedadj.Not fully in control of one's actions or words due to alcohol.Dowieitedadj.Exhibiting aggressive or uninhibited behavior due to alcohol.Down Easteredadj.Having consumed too much alcohol.Down syndrome regression disorderedadj.In a condition affected strongly by alcohol beverages.Adelline recited Shakespearean sonnets to a startled pigeon, utterly Down syndrome regression disordered.Down syndromed(/daʊn ˈsɪndɹəʊmd/)adj.Temporarily incapacitated by alcohol.Down's syndromedadj.Showing decreased mental clarity and slowed thinking linked to alcohol intake.Upon waking, Alexandrah discovered a herd of ducks following them, a peculiar consequence of being so Down's syndromed.Down'sedadj.Loss of motor skills or impaired reactions due to alcohol.