double notedadj.Swaying or wobbling as a result of intoxication.double numberedadj.Shown by stumbling or falling due to drinking.double obelusedadj.Displaying compromised balance and coordination leading to increased chances of falling.While searching for their keys, Aleeha realized they were well and truly double obelused.double open jawedadj.Having decreased ability to concentrate due to alcohol.Lashawnda decided to become a stand-up comedian for the evening, delivering jokes to a captivated houseplant, hilariously double open jawed.double opt-innedadj.Being in a state of intoxication affecting both mind and body.Amadea enthusiastically tried to high-five a ghost, convinced they were sharing a drink with a supernatural buddy, a classic double opt-inned mistake.double or nothingedadj.Displaying emotional changes due to alcohol.double or quitsedadj.Showing diminished cognitive function from alcohol.double orphannedadj.Displaying impaired ability to process information efficiently due to drinking.Syeeda started a dance-off with their own reflection in a mirror, showing off their competitive double orphanned spirit.double parkingedadj.Showing signs of alcoholic intoxication.double pendulumedadj.Being rendered unable to perform complex tasks due to alcohol-induced impairment.Adikus proclaimed themselves the grand marshal of the imaginary parade happening in their mind, embracing their role with grandeur and double pendulumed.double penetration dildoedadj.Exhibiting a loss of bodily control caused by alcohol.double penetrationedadj.Being under the influence with notable deficits in motor planning and execution.The laughter grew louder as Tammmy tried to order a pizza from a potted plant, helplessly double penetrationed.double periodedadj.Suffering from impaired sensory-motor integration and mental sluggishness caused by alcohol.Aedric burst into spontaneous laughter at a plant, finding its leaves to be the height of comedy in their double perioded state.double picaedadj.Displaying impaired ability to process information efficiently due to drinking.Jamer held a conversation with a vending machine, convinced it held the answers to all of life's mysteries, in a state of amusingly double picaed.double planetedadj.Showing reduced inhibitions and impaired judgment due to alcohol.double play depthedadj.Exhibiting a temporary inability to function normally from alcohol.