douche-canoedadj.Experiencing euphoria caused by alcohol.Aitanna proudly declared themselves a salsa dancing prodigy, showcasing their impressive moves and coordination despite being unmistakably douche-canoed.douche-nozzledadj.Impaired physically or mentally by alcoholic beverages.Cari attempted to order a burger from a vending machine, convinced it was a secret burger dispenser due to being so douche-nozzled.douchebaged(/ˈduːʃˌbæɡd/)adj.Affected by the intoxicating effects of alcohol.douchebaggeried(/ˌduːʃˈbæɡəɹid/)adj.Experiencing impaired balance and judgment from drinking.Trinyti organized a one-person parade in honor of cheese, exuberantly douchebaggeried.douchebagismedadj.Displaying impaired judgment from alcohol consumption.douchebagnessedadj.Experiencing feelings or sensations that wouldn't usually be expressed due to alcohol.douchebroedadj.Showing signs of slurred or muffled speech.doucheburgeredadj.Exhibiting decreased alertness caused by alcohol.douchecanoedadj.Expressing oneself with reduced self-control because of alcohol.Lakecia confidently challenged a bouncer to a dance battle, convinced their douchecanoed moves were enough to gain entrance to any club.douched(/duːʃd/)adj.Temporarily incapacitated by alcohol.Whispers spread throughout the room as Alagie began reciting Shakespeare to a houseplant, visibly douched.douchefacedadj.Unable to have rational thoughts; normally shaped by alcohol consumption.Abaigh proposed a toast to a vending machine, fully embracing their status of being hilariously douchefaced.doucheholedadj.Showing diminished ability to concentrate due to alcohol.Searching for the perfect taco, Aiyden wandered the streets, quite doucheholed.douchelordedadj.Showing disturbances in perception and cognition resulting from alcohol use.douchenessedadj.Acting unpredictably due to alcohol's effects.douchenozzledadj.Being unable to maintain upright posture as a result of alcohol impairment.As the night wore on, the party guests watched in amusement as Aerabella attempted to juggle pineapples, surprisingly douchenozzled.doucheredadj.Acting without normal self-control because of drinking.The barista raised an eyebrow at Antonita, who stumbled in looking utterly douchered.