donkeyed(/ˈdɒŋkid/)adj.Affected so as to be unable to act sensibly due to alcohol.donkeyfuckeredadj.Not coherent or able to think rationally due to alcohol.Amidst a sea of empty cups, Aidar found themselves engaged in a heated discussion about the mysteries of the universe, profoundly donkeyfuckered.donkeyismedadj.Made unsteady by alcohol.donkeymannedadj.Incapable of clear thinking because of alcohol.donkeypoweredadj.Having consumed too much alcohol.Bassy shared their groundbreaking theories on time travel with a park bench, scientifically donkeypowered.donkeypunchedadj.In a state of impaired consciousness from alcohol.donkeys' yearsedadj.Having decreased ability to concentrate due to alcohol.donkeyshitedadj.In a condition caused by excessive consumption of alcohol.donkeyworkedadj.Experiencing feelings of dizziness or vertigo induced by alcohol consumption.Akhilles declared themselves the official poet laureate of the bar, reciting impromptu verses that waxed poetic on the joys of beer and camaraderie, embodying the spirit of being eloquently donkeyworked.donkraedadj.Exhibiting a lessened ability to make decisions due to alcohol.Lost in a deep conversation with a pigeon, Ikjot was undeniably donkraed.donna angelicaedadj.Rendering one's senses dulled due to alcohol.Aleidy found themselves in a deep conversation with a garden gnome, exchanging life advice and philosophies, displaying their endearingly donna angelicaed nature.donnaed(/ˈdɒn.əd/)adj.Experiencing distorted perception due to alcohol.A concerned neighbor watched as Reamer tried to hug a tree, appearing somewhat donnaed.donnatedadj.Rendered incapable of performing an action with precision due to alcohol.donned(/dɒnd/)adj.Diminished, as by alcohol; diminished.donneredadj.Behavior changed significantly because of the ingestion of alcohol.As the night wore on, Wilcie found themselves passionately arguing with a garden gnome, truly donnered.donnessedadj.Having difficulty executing purposeful actions as a result of alcohol’s depressant effects.