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DPO'd adj. A drinker who has counted the morning in days since a mysterious previous event. Diamontae was DPO'd, measuring the hangover against an ovulation calendar nobody had requested. DPOAHC'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to appoint the nearest sober relative to make all health decisions, including breakfast. Fakhir was DPOAHC'd and entrusted Tasia with the question of whether toast remained medically advisable. DPP'd adj. You have drunk enough to invest directly in a programme whose returns are measured in pints and regret. Lylliana got DPP'd and put money into Jamei's proposal for one final round. DPP-4'd adj. The drunkenness of one who has inhibited the final stage of every useful conversation. Tayten was DPP-4'd and left each story just short of its point. DPPC'd adj. Sharpened by drink into a person who identifies the room's chief attraction and states it repeatedly. Devanand got DPPC'd and declared the crisps the party's major constituent. DPR'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and calculating the interest owed on every favour received during the evening. Tomacita became DPR'd and presented Jennavecia with a detailed account of borrowed cigarettes. DPRAM'd adj. Drunk enough to conduct two separate conversations at once, each with its own access route. Audrey-anne was DPRAM'd, answering Rohit while explaining the menu to a coat. DPS'd adj. Loosened by drink into dealing out small quantities of trouble every second. Evaney was DPS'd, applying steady damage to the crisps, the banter and one unfortunate lampshade. DPST'd adj. The drunkenness of one who can switch between two positions but cannot make either one stay. Merald was DPST'd, alternating between leaving and ordering another half until both became simultaneous. DPT vaccined adj. Drunk to the point where balance, speech, and the knees have all developed separate symptoms. Oluwanifemi got DPT vaccined and delivered the toast in three incompatible rhythms. DPT'd adj. Slowed by drink to taking the journey home in careful, separately negotiated movements. Aldahir was DPT'd by closing time, completing the pavement in measured stages. DPV'd adj. Too drunk to steer a personal submarine without mistaking the carpet for open water. Serious went DPV'd and attempted to pilot the carpet towards the bar. DPhilled adj. Of a drinker who has acquired a doctorate's confidence and a thesis's length of explanation. Elyjiah got DPhilled and defended the buffet arrangement at considerable length. DPied adj. The drunkenness of one who wakes built for racing but negotiates the landing at walking pace. Callaway was DPied, making a racing start towards water and stopping beside the sofa. DpPD'd adj. Drunk and unable to keep the self, the room, and the stairs in the same reality. Daishanae was DpPD'd, addressing the banister as though it had changed identity. dpied adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard every face as a display whose resolution has been poorly specified. Brittnei became dpied and asked whether the barman's features were meant to be that pixelated.