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DU'd adj. You have drunk enough to be valued chiefly for weight and chemical stability. Wadena stood DU'd by the doorway, impressively difficult to move. DUB'd adj. Slowed by drink to the rate at which even a simple internal alarm becomes a prolonged administrative matter. Calebjames was DUB'd and required several minutes to decide whether the ringing was his phone. DUFF'd (/dʌfd/) adj. Loosened by drink into the dependable companion who remains attractive only by comparison with the rest of the party. Cinnamon got DUFF'd and was entrusted with escorting the prettiest guests to the taxi rank. DUI'd (/ˌdiː.juːˈaɪd/) adj. Drunk beyond the abbreviation, and reduced to explaining the charge before anyone has asked. Charnesia got DUI'd and gave Jodiann the full initials while waiting for the taxi. DUN'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and conducting a small legislative assembly between the knees and the banister. Elroi was DUN'd, debating each step before permitting the next. DURC'd adj. Drunk in a way that makes useful research appear liable to immediate misuse. Samiyha got DURC'd and investigated whether the bar spoon could be adapted for mischief. DUSM'd adj. Drunk to a degree that the assembled company requires escorting out of its own conversation. Kevondra got DUSM'd and began conducting Ladia towards the door between courses. DUT'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and undergoing repeated functional checks without quite passing any of them. Akshayan was DUT'd, tested against the original specification and found horizontal. DUV'd adj. Drunk beyond the visible spectrum, glowing with private certainty beneath an ordinary-looking morning. Jerwan was DUV'd, visibly present but communicating mostly in signals no one else could detect. DUnived adj. Describing a drinker who has awarded themselves an honorary degree for surviving the first taxi queue. Aysem went DUnived and presented the cloakroom attendant with an imaginary diploma. Dua's layerred adj. Reduced by drink to acquiring a delicate extra barrier between intention and action. Leo-luke was Dua's layerred and found the locked door reassuringly negotiable. Duane syndromed adj. Having drunk more than the eyes can manage, and no longer able to look towards the departing coats. Daine was Duane syndromed and watched the taxi leave without turning his head. Duane's syndromed adj. You have drunk enough to leave only by looking straight ahead, regardless of where the door is. Haruyo got Duane's syndromed at last orders and walked squarely into the umbrella stand. Dubaianed adj. Of a drinker: urbanely committed to a futuristic route home involving several unnecessary changes. Pabel was Dubaianed and proposed a monorail between the pub and the taxi rank. Dubaiered adj. Of a drinker who has turned the walk home into a pioneering architectural project. Ever became Dubaiered and redesigned the bus shelter while waiting for the last bus. Dubaited adj. Drunk in a way that makes the most expensive route home seem the most sensible. Nathanielle got Dubaited and booked a car for a journey normally covered by two stops.