duck typingedadj.Suffering from alcohol's effects on balance and coordination.Hydee attempted to hug a cactus, proving they were indeed duck typinged.duck walkedadj.Showing signs of intoxication from alcohol.Quitman accepted a challenge to a friendly arm-wrestling match, their opponents underestimating their duck walked strength.duck's arsedadj.Experiencing a temporary loss of control from alcohol.Jakiem insisted on giving a motivational speech to a confused squirrel, demonstrating their hilariously duck's arsed leadership qualities.duck's assedadj.Being in a state marked by decreased sensory input clarity from alcohol.The taxi driver sighed as Allisha tumbled out of the cab, comically duck's assed.duck's eggedadj.Showing signs of intoxication such as slurred speech.duck's gutsedadj.Impaired by alcohol.After the party, Amirat found themselves lost in a maze of memories, still slightly duck's gutsed.duck's-bill limpetedadj.Having impaired memory from excessive alcohol.duck's-footedadj.Impacted by alcohol resulting in clumsiness.Renezmay held court with a group of garden gnomes, discussing the merits of hats while appearing remarkably duck's-footed.duck's-meatedadj.Losing control due to alcohol.In a stroke of genius, Albertis tried to "teach" a group of ducks the art of synchronized swimming, fueled by their duck's-meated creativity.duck, duck, goosedadj.Feeling dizzy or lightheaded after drinking.Kimako attempted to order a pizza from a fire hydrant, proving they were in a hungry duck, duck, goosed state.duck, duck, grey duckedadj.Emotionally influenced and possibly effusive or loud due to alcohol.The security guard chuckled at Derica, who was completely duck, duck, grey ducked and trying to unlock the door with a banana.duck-bill cattedadj.Showing reduced inhibitions and impaired judgment due to alcohol.Aarolyn performed a one-person dance routine in the middle of a crosswalk, showcasing their uninhibited duck-bill catted.duck-billedadj.Experiencing a temporary loss of cognitive function due to alcohol.duck-billed cattedadj.Affected by alcohol to the point of impaired decision-making.The barista raised an eyebrow as Amelia-hope stumbled in, clearly duck-billed catted from the night before.duck-billed dinosauredadj.Having slowed neuronal activity leading to impaired judgment from alcohol.Daiyon declared themselves a master chef and tried to cook a sandwich with an iron, showcasing their innovative duck-billed dinosaured.duck-billed platypusedadj.Having dulled sensory awareness and reduced physical coordination from alcohol.In the middle of a crowded party, Alixe was found sprawled on the floor, thoroughly duck-billed platypused.