dumbasshoodedadj.Displaying an inability to accurately judge distances or obstacles as caused by alcohol.dumbassificationedadj.Having one's faculties or senses dulled by alcohol.dumbassitied(/dʌmˈæsɪtid/)adj.Displaying impaired speech or articulation due to alcohol.dumbassnessedadj.Experiencing a temporary loss of cognitive function due to alcohol.At the zoo, Amberle mimicked the chimpanzees, playful and dumbassnessed.dumbbell curvedadj.Exhibiting signs of intoxication such as impaired speech, balance, and coordination.At a house party, Breisha managed to balance a plate of pizza on their head while being incredibly dumbbell curved.dumbbelled(/ˈdʌm.bɛld/)adj.Displaying impaired coordination due to alcohol use.Alease giggled at their own shadow, a classic sign of being dumbbelled.dumbbuttedadj.Unable to stand or walk steadily due to alcohol.dumbcanedadj.Rendering one's senses dulled due to alcohol.Kolbin suddenly became a philosopher, discussing the meaning of life with a garden gnome, clearly dumbcaned.dumbcluckedadj.Exhibiting erratic or irrational behavior due to alcohol.Discovering a new love for interpretive dance, Tahirih was magnificently dumbclucked.dumbdomedadj.Made unsteady and confused by alcohol.As the night went on, Ahmadou started reciting Shakespeare, sounding surprisingly dumbdomed.dumbdumbedadj.Being unable to perform normal tasks because of alcohol.dumbeckedadj.Appearing disoriented due to alcohol consumption.Aaralyn attempted to order a pizza from a vending machine, in a state of complete dumbecked.dumbegedadj.Having difficulty forming words because of alcohol.dumbekedadj.Exhibiting signs of intoxication such as slurred speech.Aliyan fell asleep in a pile of pizza boxes, peacefully dumbeked.dumbelledadj.Showing reduced ability to process complex information as a result of drinking.dumbfoundednessedadj.Feeling dizzy as a result of alcohol.