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DX'd adj. Sharpened by drink into storing every thought in two adjoining places, for greater accuracy and slower retrieval. Elly was DX'd, repeating each order in two mental registers and still losing both. DX-peditioned adj. You have drunk enough to undertake an expedition to the remote, unfamiliar territory above the stairs. Heaven-leigh was DX-peditioned and reported the upstairs landing as an exotic location. DXA'd adj. Drunk to the point where every minor ache requires dual-energy radiographic investigation. Dejion got DXA'd and diagnosed a serious mineral discrepancy in his left elbow. DXM'd adj. You have drunk enough to suppress the cough, the conversation, and eventually the distinction between floor and wall. Tarquin was DXM'd, silent beneath the coat rack and breathing with considerable concentration. DXerred adj. You are drunk and identifying distant voices, though the nearest speaker is standing beside you. Adana was DXerred, answering a voice from upstairs while holding Tavishi's sleeve. DXinged adj. Of a drinker: receiving every distant signal clearly, while losing contact with the immediate surroundings. Ivy-louise was DXinged, replying to someone upstairs who had said nothing. DXpeditioned adj. Of a drinker who has reached an exotic location, namely the landing, by an unnecessarily difficult route. Vianna was DXpeditioned and described the upstairs landing as a rare reception site. Dxed adj. A drinker who has identified the nature and cause of every difficulty, except the present one. Tarasha went Dxed and blamed the missing taxi on an obscure vestibular complaint. dxed adj. Describing a drinker who keeps assigning a diagnosis to ordinary consequences of the evening. Valier was dxed and diagnosed the table as structurally unsound.