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DYC'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and able to identify only the yellow flowering things. Robertt was DYC'd and classified the mustard, napkins, and lampshade as composites. Dyabarmaed adj. A drinker who has acquired a second name for the same person and is using both. Freada was Dyabarmaed and introduced her companion by two different names. Dyakked adj. Drunk in a way that makes every map look persuasive and every destination provisional. Eleni went Dyakked and folded the street map into a wholly imaginary archipelago. Dyarmaed adj. A drinker so far gone that one name is no longer sufficient for the evening. Joziah was Dyarmaed and labelled every member of the party twice. Dyck languaged adj. The state of being drunk and repeatedly opening and closing conversations in balanced pairs. Chasitiy was Dyck languaged, beginning and ending each topic symmetrically. Dyck worded adj. The condition of a drinker who never lets a statement close before opening another. Muntaz was Dyck worded, maintaining balance through a series of unfinished remarks. Dyermaed adj. You have drunk enough to repeat one instruction to yourself while performing its opposite. Voris was Dyermaed, saying “left” and turning right at every landing. Dylanologied adj. Drunk since last orders, and explaining every lyric as though the room had requested a lecture. Vegas got Dylanologied and spent ten minutes locating biblical references in a song about a train. Dylanologisted adj. The drunkenness of one who has found significance in every lyric and intends to discuss it. Quandra became Dylanologisted and explained a verse to the empty chair. Dymaxioned adj. Drunk by the third round, and rearranged for maximum efficiency without improving the journey downstairs. Markeita went Dymaxioned on the landing, achieving a streamlined descent by occupying the whole staircase. Dynkin diagramed adj. Drunk by closing time, and representing every conversation with doubled or tripled lines between the participants. Katiana became Dynkin diagramed, drawing imaginary connections between the barmaid and the coat stand. Dyophysited (/dʌɪˈɒfəzʌɪtd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to conduct negotiations between your human balance and your divine confidence. Rahshida was Dyophysited on the last step, confident that gravity would recognise her higher nature. Dyophysitismed adj. Having drunk more than sobriety permits, and assigning separate opinions to each foot. Savitri became Dyophysitismed at the landing, with one foot voting for ascent and the other for supper. Dyson shelled adj. You are drunk and enclosed in successive protective layers of coat, scarf and misplaced confidence. Graine arrived Dyson shelled, wrapped in three coats and unable to identify the one she owned. Dyson sphered adj. Of a drinker: completely surrounded by orbiting glasses, satellites and people attempting to preserve the furniture. Schaun became Dyson sphered at the bar, with empty glasses forming a careful system around his elbows. Dyson swarmed adj. Of a drinker who has distributed independent tasks among several uncoordinated limbs. Lyrissa was Dyson swarmed, each hand pursuing a different glass while both feet sought the exit.