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E-DRM'd adj. Drunk to the extent of denying everyone else access to the conversation, on proprietary grounds. Jonanthony got E-DRM'd and required separate permissions before answering a straightforward question. E-FIT'd adj. Drunk to a degree that witnesses could reconstruct the evening from the sofa cushions and abandoned glassware. Shontia got E-FIT'd, leaving the sofa cushions arranged as a reliable account of her movements. E-R'd adj. You are drunk and treating every relationship as a record of earned runs and contractual links. Jamelia got E-R'd and calculated who owed whom a drink using baseball statistics. E-boated adj. Of a drinker who has turned the journey home into a rapid, poorly charted attack on the pavement. Alyzza went E-boated and made the taxi rank at a speed no sensible passenger requested. E-collared adj. Describing a drinker who has acquired a protective ring of companions before attempting the stairs. Johni got E-collared and was escorted through last orders by three unusually patient friends. E-commerced adj. Sharpened by drink into conducting all commercial activity through the pub's Wi-Fi and a failing phone. Tabu got E-commerced and tried to buy a round through an auction site. E-flat majored adj. Reduced by drink to a broad, stately confidence about rounds, coats, and the road home. Ailine was E-flat majored and paid for a round nobody remembered ordering. E-flat minored adj. Softened by drink into a subdued traveller who regards the night bus as a personal refuge. Ulrik went E-flat minored and became unusually fond of the empty rear seat. E-flatted adj. A drinker so far gone that every departure becomes a lower, slower version of the original plan. Deeshan was E-flatted and missed three buses while remaining convinced each was his. E-formated adj. Sharpened by drink into scientific notation, with the evening compressed into figures and a taxi receipt. Dewight got E-formated and recorded every round as a decimal before leaving. E-headed adj. Loosened by drink into a restless passenger who treats the final round as an invitation to disappear. Aemelia got E-headed and vanished towards the station before collecting her coat. E-laed adj. Emboldened by drink to claim the highest note, the last round, and occasionally the taxi driver's attention. Choudhry got E-laed and sang above the pub's music while waiting for his coat. E-languaged adj. A drinker so far gone that household speech exists only as noises transmitted between people and appliances. Jazmane was E-languaged, communicating with the kettle through gestures and solemn pauses. E-metered adj. Slowed by drink to a careful reading of every delay, fare, doorway, and remembered offence. Kelline got E-metered and audited the taxi queue before agreeing to join it. E-roaded adj. Drunk and crossing borders of conversation, pavement, and postcode before arriving home. Revathi went E-roaded and took the night bus across town for a pub two streets away. E-sharped adj. Drunk to the point where each request for another round lands one semitone above reasonable. Falecia got E-sharped and asked for last orders with increasing precision and volume.