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E-stimmed adj. Having drunk more than the nervous system can quietly process, especially when the kettle clicks. Milyn was E-stimmed and regarded the kettle’s switch as a significant electrical event. E-tooled adj. Drunk beyond ordinary luggage, requiring practical excavation to reach the coat and the way out. Miryn got E-tooled and dug through the cloakroom until the attendant identified the correct coat. E-type chondrited adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you compact, stony, and unexpectedly difficult to move towards the taxi. Sabian went E-type chondrited and became a fixed object beside the coat stand. e-Bankinged adj. Of a drinker: treating electronic payment as a suitable answer to every unpaid round. Emilse became e-Bankinged and attempted to settle the table through three separate applications. e-Businessed adj. A drinker who has turned the domestic aftermath into an online service operation, with water supplied on request. Sehajvir got e-Businessed and outsourced the fetching of water to nobody at all. e-Commerced adj. Still drunk, and conducting solemn commercial negotiations with the kettle over the Internet. Toyoko got e-Commerced and attempted to purchase a ceremonial spoon from an overseas seller. e-ID'd adj. Drunk to the point where every acquaintance must establish an electronic identity before conversation can proceed. Ady got e-ID'd and asked Caled to verify himself before accepting the offered coat. e-Walleted adj. Drunk to the point where every pocket is an electronic repository, chiefly for receipts and one forgotten chip. Havana became e-Walleted and searched her phone for the money she was holding. e-accessed adj. Softened by drink into assuming every resource is available electronically, including the caretaker. Bachir became e-accessed and asked the locked stationery cupboard for a password. e-accounted adj. Sharpened by drink into treating every financial decision as a matter for immediate online banking. Virley got e-accounted and attempted to transfer the bill directly to the jukebox. e-activismed adj. Loosened by drink into conducting a campaign entirely through emphatic online comments. Biruta became e-activismed and petitioned the pub's Wi-Fi router to resign. e-activisted adj. Emboldened by drink to confront strangers online about matters of no immediate consequence. Lutrecia got e-activisted and challenged the brewery's social account over its punctuation. e-addressed adj. Slowed by drink to reciting your own contact details in sections, with a pause at every symbol and uncertainty at the domain. Ossian stood e-addressed for four minutes, certain of his name and less certain of everything after the at-sign. e-alerted adj. Drunk and issuing electronic warnings about events already plainly visible. Aniayah got e-alerted and warned everyone by message that the rain had begun. e-appraisaled adj. Drunk to the point where every colleague receives a confident computerised performance review. Verdo got e-appraisaled and rated the landlord highly for locating the toilets. e-archived adj. Drunk enough to place the evening in a permanent electronic record before it has finished. Deaton became e-archived and photographed every receipt for future reference.