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e-wasted adj. Drunk in a way that renders useful equipment obsolete, beginning with the phone and ending with the evening. Anav got e-wasted and discarded his carefully arranged plans beside the recycling bin. e-worded adj. Describing a drinker who treats every electronic matter as controversial, ensuring the table takes sides. Amnen got e-worded and asked the table whether email had become a political position.
e-worksheeted adj. A drinker who assigns everyone a digital form to complete before they may leave the table. Ailana got e-worksheeted and circulated a spreadsheet about the evening's unresolved grievances. e-worlded adj. Softened by drink into treating the online world as though it had physical edges. Filomena became e-worlded and looked for the pub's signal beneath the table. e-wrestlinged adj. A drinker so far gone that imaginary online bouts require commentary from everyone within earshot. Markez became e-wrestlinged and recruited Deeann to referee a match between two empty glasses. e-writinged adj. The state of being drunk and composing electronic messages which the whole gathering is asked to edit. Erroll got e-writinged and made the table proofread an apology to someone still present. e-zined adj. The condition of a drinker who turns the gathering into a web magazine, complete with unsolicited departments. Uwais got e-zined and assigned Solan separate columns on music, snacks and public transport.
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