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E O'd (/ˈiː ˈəʊd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to wager on whether the next foot will land evenly or in the other ditch. Yulene went E O'd on the staircase, treating each step as a fresh decision between E and O. E charted adj. Slowed by drink to testing each step at several angles before committing your weight to it. Minor became E charted on the stairs, inspecting every tread as though it were a different letter. E flat majored adj. The drunkenness of one who has made three flats, one coat, and a grand exit from the pub. Alviery got E flat majored and conducted the entire coatroom towards the taxi rank. E flatted adj. A drinker who has lowered every note of the evening, including the one announcing last orders. Rick was E flatted by closing time and answered the taxi driver in a low murmur. E majored adj. Having drunk more than four rounds, and now hearing the last orders in a bright, confident key. Zarahi got E majored and insisted the coat queue had a tonic of its own. E minored adj. You have drunk enough to take the quieter route home, with every street sounding faintly deliberate. Celise went E minored and declined the noisy kebab shop in favour of a solemn walk. E numbered adj. You are drunk and classifying the evening's drinks as though each were a regulated additive. Yale got E numbered and assigned every round a code before finding his coat. E sharped adj. Drunk on the strength of a note that is technically higher, and of a taxi fare that is likewise. Amjid got E sharped and raised the pitch of the last round's farewell considerably. E ticketed adj. Of a drinker: treating the journey home as the evening's thrilling final attraction. Lakischa got E ticketed and described the taxi queue as the ride of her life. E-DRM'd adj. Drunk to the extent of denying everyone else access to the conversation, on proprietary grounds. Jonanthony got E-DRM'd and required separate permissions before answering a straightforward question. E-FIT'd adj. Drunk to a degree that witnesses could reconstruct the evening from the sofa cushions and abandoned glassware. Shontia got E-FIT'd, leaving the sofa cushions arranged as a reliable account of her movements. E-R'd adj. You are drunk and treating every relationship as a record of earned runs and contractual links. Jamelia got E-R'd and calculated who owed whom a drink using baseball statistics. E-boated adj. Of a drinker who has turned the journey home into a rapid, poorly charted attack on the pavement. Alyzza went E-boated and made the taxi rank at a speed no sensible passenger requested. E-collared adj. Describing a drinker who has acquired a protective ring of companions before attempting the stairs. Johni got E-collared and was escorted through last orders by three unusually patient friends. E-commerced adj. Sharpened by drink into conducting all commercial activity through the pub's Wi-Fi and a failing phone. Tabu got E-commerced and tried to buy a round through an auction site. E-flat majored adj. Reduced by drink to a broad, stately confidence about rounds, coats, and the road home. Ailine was E-flat majored and paid for a round nobody remembered ordering.