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EEHV'd adj. Drunk enough to develop a highly specific internal complication, not necessarily visible to others. Odeal was EEHV'd and took an interest in the veterinary notices. EELS'd adj. Sharpened by drink into analysing every lost fragment of conversation as though spectroscopy might recover it. Zoejane became EELS'd and investigated the missing syllables of the toast with professional severity. EELV'd adj. Loosened by drink into a disposable launch vehicle for the night's remaining passengers. Skylei, EELV'd after closing, carried three companions towards the taxi rank before separation occurred. EENT'd adj. Sharpened by drink into a comprehensive specialist, diagnosing the eyes, ears, nose and throat of the buffet. Lailyn became EENT'd and conducted a clinical assessment of the cheese board. EEO'd adj. Of a drinker: offering every rival account of the evening precisely equal consideration. Ginger was EEO'd and gave the missing-bottle theory the same airtime as the evidence. EEPROM'd adj. Having drunk more than the morning can electrically erase, leaving the night's errors permanently programmable. Zionne was EEPROM'd, unable to remove the message sent at 1.14 despite several careful attempts. EER'd adj. Drunk in a way that makes every person, chair and half-finished pint part of one elaborate relationship diagram. Ellorie was EER'd, explaining the connections between the stools with a beer mat. EES'd adj. Emboldened by drink to apply electrical encouragement from somewhere behind the spine. Quaterrius got EES'd and gave the karaoke machine a therapeutic prod. EET'd adj. Drunk on the strength of having ceremonially eradicated something internal, though nobody can identify what. Hassana was EET'd and announced that an obscure inner problem had been conclusively removed. EEZ'd adj. Drunk on the strength of a private household economy involving one person, one sofa, and one glass of water. Maelynne was EEZ'd on the sofa, exercising special rights over the nearby glass of water. EF'd adj. Still drunk, and measuring each conversation by the proportion successfully expelled before the next heartbeat. Hedwige was EF'd, ejecting half a sentence whenever anyone asked a question. EF-Tued adj. You have drunk enough to elongate every explanation until breakfast becomes a distant molecular process. Kenyen got EF-Tued and took six minutes to explain why the toast had failed him. EFA'd adj. Describing a drinker who requires regular dietary support, though not necessarily another drink. Aubreyonna was EFA'd and accepted Phill's suggestion of something to eat. EFB'd adj. Drunk to the extent of consulting an imaginary flight manual before navigating from sofa to kitchen. Kaleeah became EFB'd and checked an invisible chart before fetching water from the kitchen. EFC'd adj. The state of being drunk and proceeding home as though mounted on a lit funeral procession. Felecie arrived EFC'd, conducting the leftovers through the kitchen beneath imaginary lights. EFCA'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and assigning the full cost of every round to the journey home. Marlena got EFCA'd and itemised the taxi, coats and final round.