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Ezo wolfed adj. Drunk by the third round, and behaving as though an extinct island predator had resumed its duties. Asleigh became Ezo wolfed and patrolled the car park without apparent purpose. Ezralited adj. Drunk by closing time, and committed to demonstrating that the evening's music deserved a more attentive audience. Tai got Ezralited and delivered a lecture on the band's overlooked virtues.
e caudataed (/ˈiː.kaʊˈdɑːtəd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who confidently adds a tail to every letter e encountered. Jazzariah got e caudataed and corrected the pub menu with several unnecessary tails. e choked adj. Reduced by drink to exclaiming awe at objects of steadily diminishing interest. Selvin got e choked over a clean ashtray and invited everyone to admire it. e flatted adj. The state of being drunk and flattened into the quietest available part of the journey home. Crystallynn was e flatted by closing time, folded beneath the cloakroom rail. e sharped adj. Drunk enough to turn a quiet departure into a series of increasingly pointed instructions. Farrukh went e sharped and directed the cloakroom attendant towards his own coat. e-Bankinged adj. Of a drinker: treating electronic payment as a suitable answer to every unpaid round. Emilse became e-Bankinged and attempted to settle the table through three separate applications. e-Businessed adj. A drinker who has turned the domestic aftermath into an online service operation, with water supplied on request. Sehajvir got e-Businessed and outsourced the fetching of water to nobody at all. e-Commerced adj. Still drunk, and conducting solemn commercial negotiations with the kettle over the Internet. Toyoko got e-Commerced and attempted to purchase a ceremonial spoon from an overseas seller. e-ID'd adj. Drunk to the point where every acquaintance must establish an electronic identity before conversation can proceed. Ady got e-ID'd and asked Caled to verify himself before accepting the offered coat. e-Walleted adj. Drunk to the point where every pocket is an electronic repository, chiefly for receipts and one forgotten chip. Havana became e-Walleted and searched her phone for the money she was holding. e-accessed adj. Softened by drink into assuming every resource is available electronically, including the caretaker. Bachir became e-accessed and asked the locked stationery cupboard for a password. e-accounted adj. Sharpened by drink into treating every financial decision as a matter for immediate online banking. Virley got e-accounted and attempted to transfer the bill directly to the jukebox. e-activismed adj. Loosened by drink into conducting a campaign entirely through emphatic online comments. Biruta became e-activismed and petitioned the pub's Wi-Fi router to resign. e-activisted adj. Emboldened by drink to confront strangers online about matters of no immediate consequence. Lutrecia got e-activisted and challenged the brewery's social account over its punctuation.
e-addressed adj. Slowed by drink to reciting your own contact details in sections, with a pause at every symbol and uncertainty at the domain. Ossian stood e-addressed for four minutes, certain of his name and less certain of everything after the at-sign.
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