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e-biddinged adj. Slowed by drink to conducting the entire kitchen auction by pointing at leftovers and raising a glass. Trevious spent ten minutes e-biddinged over the last sausage, despite nobody else wanting it. e-biked (/ˈiː.baɪkd/) adj. Drunk and quietly motor-assisted towards the kitchen whenever another glass appears. Karlena got e-biked and made several powered journeys between the sofa and the fridge.
e-bikered (/ˈiːˌbaɪkəd/) adj. Drunk enough to ride an invisible bicycle between the sofa, sink and cupboard. Quadri became e-bikered and circled the kitchen table before finding the water. e-bikinged adj. Drunk beyond ordinary mobility, making every domestic errand resemble a gentle ride with assistance. Aymee was e-bikinged and took the long route from the sofa to the kitchen. e-billed adj. Drunk in a way that sends the evening's household account straight to the kitchen table. Lalisa got e-billed and itemised every empty glass beside the kettle. e-billinged adj. Drunk, with the result that every drink is electronically invoiced to the morning after. Antoinette became e-billinged and charged the household for one glass of water. e-blasted adj. Drunk to a degree that broadcasts the same kitchen announcement to everyone in the house. Lyndsae got e-blasted and announced the availability of toast to the entire household. e-boardinged adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the journey from sofa to kitchen as an electronically supervised departure. Udayveer went e-boardinged and presented his glass before every trip to the tap. e-book readered adj. Drunk by closing time, and requiring a device to explain both the room and the next glass of water. Dystiny became e-book readered and searched the screen for instructions on standing. e-booked adj. Drunk on the strength of a household volume opened for comfort and never subsequently read. Glendalis became e-booked and used the cookbook as a pillow beside the sofa. e-bookstored adj. Still drunk, and browsing the kitchen as though it were an online shop for books and provisions. Dee-jay was e-bookstored, comparing the cereal packets before choosing none. e-bordered adj. Too drunk to cross the kitchen without presenting credentials to the fridge, tap and biscuit tin. Laurens got e-bordered and waited for the fridge to verify his identity. e-boutiqued adj. Sufficiently drunk to curate the remaining snacks as a small online shop with selective delivery. Tralana became e-boutiqued and arranged crisps attractively on the coffee table. e-boyed adj. Having drunk enough to turn the sofa into a dimly lit social-media persona and the kitchen into content. Rhory got e-boyed and photographed the empty glass beside the microwave. e-braked adj. Drunk by the third round, and causing companions to halt the evening abruptly for everyone's safety. Feile became e-braked and Quayshon ended the excursion before the next doorway was attempted.
e-briefinged adj. The drunkenness of one who delivers a comprehensive electronic account of where the biscuits are. Montessa was e-briefinged and sent the biscuit location to the entire address book.
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