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e-brochured adj. You are drunk and presenting the household's remaining comforts in illustrated promotional detail. Tinalouise got e-brochured and described the sofa cushions as luxury accommodation. e-buddied adj. Of a drinker: unable to distinguish an online companion from the person currently carrying the water. Livier became e-buddied and introduced the sofa to a friend on the phone. e-bulletinned adj. Of a drinker who has converted the evening's domestic developments into notices for general circulation. Alterick got e-bulletinned and posted the supper arrangements beside the kettle. e-bullyinged adj. Describing a drinker who conducts a quiet campaign against the household appliances after the pub. Labrandon became e-bullyinged and sent hostile messages to the uncooperative microwave. e-businessed adj. Drunk, with the result that every pub transaction becomes a matter for the internet. Rissa got e-businessed and tried to invoice the barman for crisps. e-bussed adj. Sharpened by drink into a public vehicle with a charged route and no reliable timetable. Remilynn was e-bussed by breakfast, departing the sofa whenever anyone mentioned the kettle. e-campaigned adj. Drunk to a degree that you canvass the bar by phone for votes on another round. Nazier got e-campaigned and sought a mandate for two more lagers. e-campaigninged adj. Drunk to the extent of conducting the evening's persuasion entirely through messages. Dinita was e-campaigninged, messaging the whole pub about a disputed last orders. e-carded adj. Drunk on the strength of a greeting sent to everyone in the bar, whether known or not. Aryos got e-carded and sent birthday wishes to the landlord in March. e-carred adj. Drunk and running on stored reserves, with no combustion, acceleration or immediate prospect of leaving. Larizza was e-carred by breakfast, silent in the drive and unable to begin the journey indoors. e-cashed adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating the bar tab as an electronic abstraction. Mcclellan got e-cashed and attempted to settle the round with a password. e-casinoed adj. Still drunk, and wagering the last of the bar snacks on an uncertain outcome. Emris got e-casinoed and bet his pork scratchings on the next song. e-cataloged adj. Too drunk to order simply, requiring the full drinks list before choosing bitter. Kanako got e-cataloged and studied the ale board as though sitting an examination. e-catalogued adj. Sufficiently drunk to classify the bar's bottles before selecting one at random. Shamell became e-catalogued and arranged the menu by colour and presumed strength. e-caudataed adj. The drunkenness of one who confidently appends a tail to every written e. Sone became e-caudataed and amended three perfectly ordinary signs before being stopped. e-celebbed adj. Having drunk enough to mistake recognition by the bar staff for internet fame. Sirine got e-celebbed and signed a coaster for the barman.