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e-celebritied adj. Having drunk more than the occasion warrants, and behaving as though the pub were following you online. Suraiyah got e-celebritied and gave interviews beside the fruit machine. e-championed adj. You have drunk enough to evangelise internet use to anyone trapped near the bar. Panayotis got e-championed and explained online working to a man reading the racing paper. e-chatted adj. You are drunk and maintaining several conversations without noticing that none is with you. Deondrea got e-chatted and replied to every table's discussion from the doorway. e-checked adj. Of a drinker: paying by direct debit in spirit, while producing no recognisable means of payment. Jyssica got e-checked and assured the barmaid the money would arrive directly. e-chequed adj. Of a drinker who has delegated payment to tomorrow and ordered accordingly. Chenele was e-chequed and promised the landlord an automatic payment by breakfast. e-cigared adj. Drunk enough to offer authoritative guidance on a substitute pleasure, with a solemnity the evening has not quite earned. Jessikah went home e-cigared, pressing advice about vapour temperatures on a group that had not raised the subject. e-cigaretted adj. Describing a drinker who repeatedly disappears outside, returning with a glowing substitute and fresh opinions. Kanishia got e-cigaretted and took three ceremonial trips to the smoking shelter. e-cigged adj. Drunk since last orders, and drawing measured vapour while making unmeasured promises. Niquisha went e-cigged and promised to renovate the flat before the taxi arrived. e-ciggied adj. A drinker so far gone that a glowing pen appears a reasonable substitute for conversation. Loch got e-ciggied and offered the vape to the coat stand. e-circled adj. The state of being drunk and socially enclosed by people known only through their profile pictures. Jadlynn got e-circled and introduced the whole snug as an online community. e-clubbed adj. The condition of a drinker who has enrolled the entire bar in a private online society. Aalyssa got e-clubbed and appointed the landlord honorary chair of the group. e-cluttered adj. Reduced by drink to a chaotic accumulation of glasses, receipts and unfinished explanations. Suheidy became e-cluttered, leaving half-pints and loose crisps across the table. e-collared adj. Softened by drink into treating the sofa as a padded restraint and the glass of water as a release mechanism. Lynsy spent the evening e-collared, gently negotiating with the sofa before accepting the offered water. e-collectioned adj. Drunk by the third round, and cataloguing pub anecdotes for remote borrowers who have not asked. Cosmina got e-collectioned and began indexing every story told near the fruit machine. e-commerced adj. Too drunk to distinguish an online marketplace from the sitting-room, and placing orders accordingly. Giuseppe became e-commerced and bought three cushions from a shop specialising in maritime upholstery. e-commsed adj. You have drunk enough to conduct the entire evening through messages, including messages to those present. Ellieann got e-commsed and sent Judylynn a detailed apology from the adjacent chair.