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e-communicationed adj. You are drunk and transmitting every passing thought across several devices at once. Fernie became e-communicationed and announced the pudding's arrival in three separate group chats. e-communicatored adj. Of a drinker: drunk enough to address the room as though it were a computer network. Kirstian got e-communicatored and explained the seating plan to everyone by private message.
e-companied adj. Of a drinker who has converted solitary drinking into a fully staffed online enterprise. Demetrish became e-companied and invited the delivery app to join the conversation. e-confidenced adj. Describing a drinker who has acquired technological assurance sufficient to lose a password repeatedly. Maimouna got e-confidenced and reset the router while looking for the bathroom. e-conomied adj. A drinker who has reduced the global economy to the price of another packet of crisps. Xochi became e-conomied and delivered a market forecast from beside the coat stand. e-consented adj. A drinker so far gone that every glowing button appears to constitute informed agreement. Milosz got e-consented and accepted the website's terms without locating the website. e-consultancied adj. The state of being drunk and treating every household decision as a digital business opportunity. Crimea became e-consultancied and proposed a revenue model for the overflowing sink. e-consultanted adj. The condition of a drinker who supplies expensive digital advice where a practical answer would do. Yumi got e-consultanted and diagnosed the television's commercial strategy from the floor. e-consultinged adj. The drunkenness of one who turns a simple question into a prolonged electronic business review. Ayreonna became e-consultinged and assessed the fridge's customer journey at length. e-contented adj. Reduced by drink to a collection of digital resources, chiefly photographs of one's own supper. Zarie became e-contented and uploaded the remains of a kebab as educational material. e-contracted adj. Softened by drink into an agreement made electronically, then forgotten before the screen locks. Moriel got e-contracted and accepted a freelance arrangement with a website selling garden hoses. e-copied adj. Sharpened by drink into an exact digital duplicate of an official document, though not of its contents. Shouana became e-copied and photographed the menu four times for archival purposes. e-counselinged adj. Loosened by drink into dispensing therapeutic guidance through a phone, usually to oneself. Jocie got e-counselinged and sent Derville a reassuring message about the consequences of gravy. e-counsellinged adj. Emboldened by drink to advise strangers online, particularly on matters not raised by them. Kabishayan became e-counsellinged and offered Frika guidance on a relationship visible only in a photograph. e-couponned adj. Slowed by drink to the point where redeeming a digital discount becomes the evening's chief undertaking. Earleane got e-couponned and spent ten minutes applying a saving worth eight pence.
e-coursed adj. Drunk and enrolled in an online programme whose first lesson is locating the sofa. Maxus became e-coursed and began an introductory module in amateur astronomy from the hallway.
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