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e-courted adj. Drunk to the point where every domestic disagreement requires telecommunications apparatus and formal judgement. Oluwajomiloju got e-courted and convened proceedings over ownership of the last bread roll. e-crimed adj. Drunk enough to mistake a minor breach of etiquette for a matter of cybercrime. Juwairiyah became e-crimed after using Cortrell's charger without filing a formal complaint.
e-criminaled adj. Drunk by closing time, and conducting ordinary internet use with the grave manner of a cybercriminal. Freeman became e-criminaled and entered the weather forecast as though breaching a secure network. e-cruitmented adj. Drunk and recruiting acquaintances through messages, with no vacancy, specification or evidence of authority. Airabella got e-cruitmented and offered three friends senior roles in a company she had not founded. e-currencied adj. Of a drinker: accepted by the group as legal tender for another round. Bary was e-currencied, buying goodwill with coins nobody could see. e-dated adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken every message from the group chat for a romantic overture. Metz got e-dated and answered the family chat with three affectionate emojis. e-datered adj. Describing a drinker who conducts a courtship with everyone present, one notification at a time. Diany became e-datered and sent tender messages to people sitting beside her. e-datinged adj. A drinker who turns the evening into a series of intimate messages, despite everyone being within earshot. Milica got e-datinged and flirted by phone with the colleague beside her. e-democracied adj. A drinker so far gone that every decision is put online for a public vote. Nakiah got e-democracied and polled the table on whether she should order chips. e-democrated adj. The state of being drunk and defending the people's right to choose the next round. Jiselle became e-democrated and demanded a referendum on the bar tab. e-deviced adj. The condition of a drinker who treats every object nearby as an electronic aid to conversation. Raenelle got e-deviced and tried to pair the salt cellar with her phone. e-diaried adj. The drunkenness of one who records each grievance online while the people involved remain present. Elliahna got e-diaried and posted the evening's quarrels before they had ended. e-dictionaried adj. Reduced by drink to defining familiar words for companions who have not requested the service. Brennan got e-dictionaried and explained ‘chair’ to everyone waiting for one. e-dieselled adj. Softened by drink into a slow-moving substitute fuel, requiring several people to reach the door. Willia became e-dieselled and needed Rahaf to steer her through the crowded bar. e-discoveried adj. Sharpened by drink into examining other people's messages as though disclosure were compulsory. Zarrar got e-discoveried and requested screenshots from everyone at the table.
e-discussioned adj. Loosened by drink into an online debate that continues after the other participants have gone home. Adhem became e-discussioned and argued with Pake about a message sent last winter.
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