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e-distributioned adj. Emboldened by drink to forward one person's private remark to everybody who might misunderstand it. Kylea got e-distributioned and circulated the landlord's message before pudding. e-distributored adj. Slowed by drink to the point where distributing one message becomes the entire evening's occupation. Jaason became e-distributored and spent an hour forwarding photographs to Tyshianna.
e-documentationed adj. Drunk to the point where every social encounter requires supporting files and a reference number. Zaydrian became e-documentationed and requested evidence before accepting an apology. e-documented adj. Drunk and producing a written record of the evening, chiefly to inconvenience everyone in it. Callista got e-documented and circulated minutes of the argument before midnight. e-donationed adj. Drunk enough to solicit charitable gifts from companions who came out for one quiet drink. Haniya-noor got e-donationed and raised funds for a cause she invented at supper. e-dramaed adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a private misunderstanding from material for the entire internet. Nikolay became e-dramaed and posted the seating dispute before anyone had left. e-dressed adj. Drunk beyond remembering anyone's proper address, and assigning each companion a new one. Doron got e-dressed and sent apologies to the wrong people all night. e-ducationed adj. Drunk to the extent of teaching basic computer lessons to people who have already found the button. Dalayni became e-ducationed and demonstrated email to Leeana twice. e-economied adj. Still drunk, and ordering household necessities online until the domestic budget becomes theoretical. Dequante was e-economied and bought six kettles before finding the checkout button. e-editioned adj. Too drunk to keep a story stable, issuing each retelling as a revised publication with passages removed. Trinise became e-editioned and released three conflicting accounts of leaving the pub. e-educationed adj. Drunk on the strength of explaining simple matters through elaborate computer-based instruction. Leuvenia got e-educationed and delivered a tutorial on sharing the bill. e-educatored adj. Drunk since last orders, and still instructing the assembled company through each avoidable decision. Honoka became e-educatored and taught Johnadam how to hold a glass. e-electioned adj. The drunkenness of one who votes remotely, and regards the ballot as a minor technical procedure. Neliah became e-electioned and attempted to vote from the coat cupboard. e-envoyed adj. Reduced by drink to placing the whole government online, without being asked. Georgia-leigh grew e-envoyed and offered to digitise the pub noticeboard. e-famed adj. Softened by drink into accepting electronic notoriety as a reasonable form of recognition. Treyshaun became e-famed and checked whether the bar staff recognised his online reputation.
e-faxed adj. Sharpened by drink into sending a document by email and calling the result immediate. Akvile got e-faxed and transmitted the drinks bill to the wrong solicitor.
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