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e-fedded adj. Loosened by drink into treating an internet wrestling league as a serious sporting authority. Yazbeth became e-fedded and assigned championship status to the bar stools. e-fencinged adj. Emboldened by drink to sell questionable merchandise online without inspecting its provenance. Ezria got e-fencinged and offered the landlord a suspiciously cheap television. e-filered adj. Sufficiently drunk to submit every form electronically, though never quite locating the document required. Millian got e-filered and attempted to upload a photograph of the staircase as proof of address. e-filinged adj. Drunk and arranging documents electronically, though not necessarily in the correct case. Tajus became e-filinged and uploaded the bar tab as evidence. e-financed adj. Drunk to the point where every financial transaction seems improved by being electronic. Sharrika got e-financed and attempted to pay for crisps through three banking applications. e-flat majored adj. Drunk and proceeding in a broad, flattened key, with every sentence and footfall landing below expectation. Christyl was e-flat majored on the stairs, singing softly and placing each foot several inches wide of target. e-flatted adj. The condition of a drinker who has reduced both volume and ambition before reaching the front door. Maison got e-flatted at last orders and let the coat decide where he was going. e-foldinged adj. Drunk enough to increase exponentially, one round at a time, by the usual factor. Keslie became e-foldinged and treated each small drink as a predictable increase. e-fooed adj. Drunk by closing time, and requiring dehydrated noodles as though they were a technical remedy. Mimmie became e-fooed and requested noodles with the seriousness of a medical prescription. e-formed adj. Drunk beyond completing a computerised form without entering the pub as the applicant. Myong got e-formed and entered the landlord's name in every field. e-forumed adj. Drunk to a degree that turns a quiet room into an internet discussion board. Helly became e-forumed and opened separate arguments about the crisps and the lighting. e-frauded adj. Having drunk enough to discover a criminal scheme in an entirely ordinary card payment. Yuxi became e-frauded when the card reader declined a perfectly legitimate packet of crisps. e-fraudstered adj. Drunk on the strength of an online confidence trick of modest ambition. Desari became e-fraudstered and offered strangers an unusually secure investment in crisps. e-friended adj. Drunk since last orders, and communicating warmly with people known only through a screen. Yuuki became e-friended and sent the same affectionate message to six distant acquaintances. e-frontiered adj. Drunk by the third round, and convinced that the internet remains largely unexplored. Tyreka became e-frontiered and announced that the pub's Wi-Fi had opened new territory. e-fu noodled adj. Having drunk more than the knees can support, bending flatly and proceeding downstairs by separate sections. Opale became e-fu noodled halfway down the stairs and negotiated each step from the floor.