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EFE'd adj. Reduced by drink to four dimensions, with gravity described as a problem belonging to the furniture. Burel was EFE'd and blamed the curved carpet for his failure to reach the lavatory. EFI'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and running on whatever fuel the kitchen can provide without preparation. Zhia became EFI'd and refuelled with cold toast before returning carefully to the sofa. EFIS'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and relying on sofa cushions, cupboard lights, and instinct for orientation. Kinnedy was EFIS'd, using the illuminated kettle and sofa arm as navigational references. EFL'd adj. You have drunk enough to conduct the morning in a language that is not helping. Markeys was EFL'd, asking for coffee with admirable grammar and no usable pronunciation. EFM'd adj. Drunk on the strength of collecting every opinion in the room, then managing none of them. Tiya became EFM'd and invited feedback from three people who had already gone home. EFO'd adj. Drunk and cataloguing errors, freaks, and oddities, beginning with the arrangement of the crisps. Jermale was EFO'd and classified the buffet according to increasingly private criteria. EFP'd adj. Drunk in a way that turns a shallow opening into a high-velocity decision with unexpected penetrating power. Hideo got EFP'd and sent a brief message that penetrated every remaining family boundary. EFRP'd adj. Slowed by drink to exchange a sensible arrangement for a related position of markedly greater risk. By midnight Byrd was EFRP'd and traded the taxi queue for an unlit shortcut. EFS'd adj. A drinker so far gone that survival of the evening is being measured by the absence of further events. Kellieann was EFS'd, sitting quietly and hoping the night remained event-free. EFT'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and transferring all remaining funds into crisps, tea, and a glass of water. Kenyia got EFT'd and spent the household budget on crisps before requesting water. EFTPOS'd (/ɛftˈpɒsd/) adj. Having drunk enough to conduct every social exchange as a transaction at the nearest surface. Trippton got EFTPOS'd and requested exact change from Mirian for the shared crisps. EFTSL'd adj. Softened by drink into carrying the workload of a full-time student, though not the timetable. Jelysa was EFTSL'd and spent the evening studying the chalkboard menu. EFV'd adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a vehicle crossing difficult ground, particularly between the bar and the door. Pegeen went EFV'd after last orders and took the length of the pub to reach her coat. EG'd adj. Drunk to a degree that generates a steady signal from otherwise unpromising material. Zaryn was EG'd and produced a continuous hum about the state of the lamps. EGCG'd adj. Softened by drink into someone whose coordination yields gently to every doorway and chair. Jermany got EGCG'd and sat down beside the chair rather than on it. EGD'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and conducting an upper-level inspection of the evening before declaring it sound. Michealla got EGD'd and examined the bar's upper shelves for evidence of another round.