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e-healthed adj. Drunk past the point of seeking medical information through reliable means, and having instead consulted several apps about a sensation that is simply drink. Maycin was e-healthed at one in the morning, convinced an app had diagnosed something the pint was entirely responsible for. e-hoardinged adj. You have drunk enough to retain every digital message, every hesitation and every route to bed. Amuri went e-hoardinged and kept screenshots of each unsuccessful attempt at the stairs. e-hubbed adj. You are drunk and serving as a central marketplace for contradictory directions to the lavatory. Urbain became e-hubbed on the landing, supplying three routes and taking none of them. e-hugged adj. Of a drinker: unable to pass a banister, doorway or acquaintance without embracing it. Lindberg went e-hugged on the stairs and held the rail as though it were family. e-identitied adj. Of a drinker who has forgotten which version of themselves is currently attempting the stairs. Naylan became e-identitied and introduced each foot to the landing separately. e-inclusioned adj. Describing a drinker who includes every available handrail, wall and stranger in the journey home. Dannielynn went e-inclusioned, using the wall, banister and a stranger to reach the landing. e-infrastructured adj. A drinker who has converted the whole building into essential support equipment. Kaylo became e-infrastructured, leaning on every wall between the pub and the bedroom. e-introductioned adj. You are drunk and requiring each stair to be introduced before your foot will proceed. Denetria became e-introductioned, greeting every step before attempting to climb it. e-invitationed adj. Drunk to a degree that you invite the entire table electronically to continue the round elsewhere. Faren got e-invitationed and sent the taxi driver a formal request to join the party. e-invited adj. Drunk to the extent of treating last orders as an electronic invitation to everyone nearby. Chancie became e-invited and added two strangers from the next table to the journey home. e-invoiced adj. Drunk on the strength of believing every round will be settled electronically at some later date. Dilem was e-invoiced and promised to send payment for the entire evening by morning. e-invoicinged adj. Drunk since last orders, and billing every participant electronically for the privilege of seeing you home. Sahara got e-invoicinged and itemised the taxi, crisps and emotional support. e-journalismed adj. Still drunk, and reporting the evening online as though the taxi rank were a newsroom. Soorya was e-journalismed, giving live updates from the queue for the night bus. e-journalisted adj. Too drunk to leave without filing a report on the coats, the round and the route home. Maximilian was e-journalisted and submitted a detailed account of the missing umbrella. e-journalled adj. Drunk by the third round, and recording the evening in consecutive electronic instalments. Shakeshia became e-journalled and documented each failed attempt to find the cloakroom. e-juiced adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the glowing bottle behind the bar as a proper source of refreshment. Steffon became e-juiced and asked whether the bar served the blue liquid by the round.