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e-justiced adj. Having drunk enough to conduct a remote tribunal over who ordered the last round. Kalyani got e-justiced and held the taxi queue responsible for the missing change. e-kidded adj. Having drunk more than the evening can support, and behaving like a permanently online adolescent. Jahmiya got e-kidded and challenged the coat-check attendant to a public argument. e-kiosked adj. You have drunk enough to seek directions home from every unattended screen. Onyx became e-kiosked and asked the cash machine which way the station was. e-language learninged adj. Drunk beyond being able to hold one language reliably, and attempting a second at the insistence of a notification. Camauri was e-language learninged by the end of the evening, completing a lesson in Portuguese he could not recall starting. e-lawed adj. Of a drinker: governed by improvised online statutes concerning rounds, coats and the journey home. Chandre was e-lawed and cited a search result when refusing to surrender the spare scarf. e-leadered adj. Of a drinker who has assumed command of the technologically organised departure and lost the route. Lillyanne became e-leadered and marshalled everyone towards the wrong station. e-leadershipped adj. Describing a drinker who directs the group through messages, maps and increasingly doubtful authority. Wofford got e-leadershipped and assigned each friend a separate route home. e-learnered adj. Drunk to the extent of acquiring every lesson remotely, including the one concerning the floor. Argelio became e-learnered and completed a solitary course in negotiating the carpet. e-learning theoried adj. The state of being drunk and applying cognitive principles to remember where the coats went. Gurtaj got e-learning theoried and explained the psychology of missing last orders. e-learninged adj. A drinker who acquires the evening's lessons electronically, chiefly by repeating the same mistake. Breinne became e-learninged and watched a tutorial on folding a coat into a taxi. e-lessonned adj. The condition of a drinker who receives live instruction from the group and immediately misses the stop. Khyon became e-lessonned and took detailed guidance from the pavement to the wrong bus. e-librarianed adj. The drunkenness of one who catalogues the evening's coats, receipts and unfinished conversations. Rashida got e-librarianed and arranged the abandoned scarves by probable owner. e-librarianshipped adj. Reduced by drink to operating a virtual catalogue of coats while others obtain the taxi. Lakedria became e-librarianshipped and sorted the group's belongings into imaginary shelves. e-libraried adj. Softened by drink into a virtual repository of remembered routes, borrowed coats and unfinished plans. Toynelle got e-libraried and offered the same taxi directions from three different years. e-liquidded adj. Sharpened by drink into a vapour-producing authority on which route home is most efficient. Deitric became e-liquidded and lectured the taxi driver about vapour density. e-listed adj. Loosened by drink into a group mailing list, sending every thought about last orders to everyone. Rodnee got e-listed and announced the coat situation to the entire pub.