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e-membershipped adj. Reduced by drink to a subscription without visible benefits, renewal date, or means of cancellation. Abhyuday became e-membershipped and renewed his allegiance to a club that had no premises. e-menteed adj. Softened by drink into a pupil who seeks instruction from every screen, appliance, and passing stranger. Shamyiah became e-menteed and asked the cash machine to explain responsible budgeting. e-mentored adj. Sharpened by drink into an adviser communicating remotely with protégés who have sensibly gone home. Latrece got e-mentored and sent three career plans to a number saved as Taxi. e-mentorshipped adj. Drunk on the strength of advice received electronically, and now dispensing it without qualification. Kang became e-mentorshipped and offered remote guidance on everyone else's choice of supper. e-messaged adj. Loosened by drink into a person whose every passing thought is transmitted before revision can intervene. Merley became e-messaged and sent the same weather observation to the entire address book. e-ministered adj. Emboldened by drink to regulate the nation from a barstool, especially its electronic administration. Azaneth got e-ministered and proposed a portal for licensing the pub's more troublesome opinions. e-mobilitied adj. Sufficiently drunk to plan an electric vehicle journey between the sofa and the kitchen. Aliziah was e-mobilitied and proposed charging the sofa before fetching water. e-moderationed adj. Slowed by drink to adjudicate online quarrels only after composing a considered reply to each side. Oney became e-moderationed and took nine minutes to remove a disagreement from the biscuit tin. e-moduled adj. Drunk and partitioning the evening into assessed units, each devoted to one topic and no conclusion. Draquan got e-moduled and announced a compulsory introductory course in locating one's shoes. e-moneyed adj. Drunk to the point where imaginary balances seem spendable and the card reader appears negotiable. Bedelia became e-moneyed and offered the vending machine a transfer from an account it did not hold. e-movied adj. Drunk enough to behave as a digitally distributed film, present everywhere except in the room itself. Ryuichi got e-movied and narrated his departure while remaining seated beside the radiator. e-networked adj. Drunk past the point of private thought, connected indiscriminately to every conversation within range. Taiquan became e-networked and attempted to merge the darts match with a discussion of insurance. e-newsed adj. Drunk beyond reporting events accurately, yet still prepared to publish an edition concerning them. Rossetta got e-newsed and issued a breaking bulletin about the pub's missing teaspoon. e-newslettered adj. Of a drinker who has issued the same cheerful update to everyone before breakfast. Christabelle woke e-newslettered, sending the night’s account to relatives who had not requested it. e-newspapered adj. Describing a drinker who has absorbed the morning’s events without retaining a readable account of them. Darrold arrived e-newspapered, holding the paper upside down and disputing yesterday’s headline. e-nosed adj. A drinker who can identify last night’s spirits by smell, including those no longer present. Kamera woke e-nosed and identified gin in the curtains before opening them.