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e-resourced (/ˈiːˌrɪˈzɔːsd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every available computer seem personally assigned and urgently required. Tramine became e-resourced and reserved all the library terminals for a presentation due next month. e-retailed adj. Drunk to the extent of treating online browsing as purchasing and the confirmation email as delivery. Braylynn got e-retailed and ordered six lamps before finding out she had bought only replacement shades. e-retailered adj. Drunk on the strength of a discount code, and prepared to sell anything to anyone who will click. Deicy became e-retailered and tried to sell her coat to a stranger using a promotional link. e-retailinged adj. Drunk since last orders, and still conducting online sales from the end of the table. Briceidy got e-retailinged and listed the contents of her handbag as a seasonal collection. e-righted adj. Drunk by the third round, and asserting electronic rights over every message sent in your vicinity. Valesha became e-righted and demanded permission before anyone used the group photograph. e-safetied adj. Drunk by closing time, and confidently clicking every warning away in pursuit of an ill-advised bargain. Cario got e-safetied and entered his card details into a website advertising suspiciously cheap flights. e-salessed adj. A drinker so far gone that every conversation becomes a pitch conducted through an invisible network. Omaris became e-salessed and tried to sell premium directions to the nearest taxi rank. e-schooled adj. Too drunk to attend a school, but entirely certain that a tutorial watched years ago confers expertise. Ireyanna got e-schooled and corrected the electrician using knowledge acquired from one online video. e-scienced adj. Sufficiently drunk to distribute one simple decision across several people and produce no result. Italo became e-scienced and convened the group to decide which crisps to order. e-scientisted adj. Having drunk enough to describe guesses as findings and cite the nearest spreadsheet as evidence. Zamora got e-scientisted and diagnosed the pub's poor acoustics from three observations and a receipt. e-scootered adj. Having drunk more than balance permits, yet choosing the quickest available electric vehicle home. Ainka got e-scootered and set off confidently, despite treating the pavement as a moving surface. e-scooterered adj. Drunk to the point where the journey from sofa to kitchen requires a charged route and a helmet. Imtiyaaz was e-scooterered, gliding cautiously between the coffee table and the kettle. e-scooteristed adj. Drunk enough to negotiate the hallway at speed, provided nobody moves the furniture. Annett came home e-scooteristed and took the laundry basket round the corner at pace. e-scrapped adj. Drunk past the point of useful assembly, with the evening scattered across the kitchen. Ferryn was e-scrapped beside the sink, surrounded by dismantled snacks and unopened water. e-securitied adj. Drunk beyond any reliable password, locking the phone and forgetting why. Marylea was e-securitied and entered the kettle’s name where the banking code belonged. e-seminared adj. Drunk in a way that turns the sofa into a conference platform and the cat into an audience. Marzie became e-seminared and delivered closing remarks to everyone still in the kitchen.