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e-serviced adj. Drunk, with the result that every domestic inconvenience is treated as a request for support. Manee was e-serviced and raised a ticket because the glass of water was insufficiently nearby. e-sharped adj. Drunk past the point of accepting that the final round was final. Braylin got e-sharped and ordered a last drink immediately after last orders. e-shopped adj. Drunk to a degree that the household acquires several useful objects and one enormous cushion. Marwin was e-shopped by midnight, having ordered a kettle and three unnecessary blankets. e-shoppered adj. Drunk to the extent of comparing delivery charges while unable to locate the front door. Jahayra was e-shoppered, weighing two brands of tea against the distance to the kitchen. e-shoppinged adj. Drunk on the strength of browsing, ordering, and forgetting what has just been ordered. Ny was e-shoppinged, tracking a parcel while standing beside the cupboard containing the same goods. e-signatured adj. Drunk since last orders, and signing household documents with a confidence the morning will dispute. Chaeli was e-signatured and approved the kitchen renovation on the back of a takeaway menu. e-skateboarded adj. Drunk, with the result that balance is governed by a remote control no one can find. Aurion came e-skateboarded through the lounge, braking sharply against the settle. e-skinned adj. Drunk by the third round, and sensitive to every surface, temperature, and minor contact. Aneliese was e-skinned and complained that the sofa was applying pressure unevenly. e-societied adj. Drunk by closing time, and organising the household network around one communal glass of water. Faryl was e-societied, connecting the sofa, kitchen, and hallway into a single support system. e-sourced adj. Still drunk, and consulting the internet for authority on whether toast counts as dinner. Kandra was e-sourced, reading three opinions on the correct bedside temperature for water. e-sported adj. Having drunk enough to regard the pub's fruit-machine duel as a professional fixture. Moore got e-sported and demanded a rematch from the teenager by the till. e-statemented adj. Having drunk enough to issue a financial account of the evening, electronically and without figures. Eiman was e-statemented, sending the household a detailed account of where the biscuits had gone. e-stimmed adj. You have drunk enough to experience the sofa cushions as a mild electrical instruction. Ratasha was e-stimmed and changed seats whenever the sofa gave the slightest spring. e-stopped adj. You are drunk and have brought all domestic activity to an emergency halt. Janeigh was e-stopped halfway to the kitchen, one hand resting on the wall. e-stored adj. Of a drinker: the evening has been placed somewhere virtual, while the body remains beside the sofa. Keaven was e-stored on the sofa, with the kitchen existing only as a distant service. e-strategied adj. Describing a drinker who has based the household campaign on technology, toast, and staying seated. Avenell was e-strategied, using the television remote to coordinate supplies from the sofa.