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e-strategisted adj. Of a drinker who has developed an elaborate digital plan for reaching the kitchen without standing. Karuna was e-strategisted, assigning the kettle and sofa positions in a colour-coded message. e-submissioned adj. A drinker who has sent the evening's final documents, then submitted to the sofa. Toki was e-submissioned, forwarding an empty email before settling beside the glass of water. e-surveillanced adj. A drinker so far gone that every electronic appliance appears to be monitoring the route to bed. Garna was e-surveillanced and watched the fridge light for evidence of movement. e-tagged adj. The state of being drunk and electronically marked for identification between the sofa and the kitchen. Jaymi was e-tagged and could be located by the trail from the sofa to the water glass. e-tagginged adj. Drunk to the extent of accepting an electronic tag as proof that the tab has been paid. Tora got e-tagginged and tried to scan her wrist at the bar. e-tailed adj. Drunk on the strength of ordering everything online, including the round already in front of you. Ouida was e-tailed and attempted to buy the landlord's crisps through an app. e-tailered adj. Drunk since last orders, and conducting all remaining commerce through a screen, preferably while seated. Mayank became e-tailered and attempted to purchase a replacement pub through his telephone. e-tailinged adj. Drunk by the third round, and browsing for bargains while standing beside the bar. Christoff was e-tailinged, comparing virtual prices for the pint in his hand. e-taxationed adj. Drunk by closing time, and submitting every round to electronic assessment. Dontarius was e-taxationed, checking whether his crisps attracted online duty. e-taxied adj. Still drunk, and waiting for a vehicle summoned by pressing a button rather than raising a hand. Moncia was e-taxied, refreshing the app while leaning against the taxi rank. e-teachered adj. Too drunk to teach anything in person, but still issuing lessons through the phone. Matisha was e-teachered, explaining bar etiquette to pupils who were not enrolled. e-teachinged adj. Sufficiently drunk to deliver a lesson online, provided nobody asks for the password. Khriz was e-teachinged, demonstrating the correct tilt of a bitter over video. e-tendered adj. Having drunk enough to submit a formal offer for another round over the pub Wi-Fi. Bralyn was e-tendered, presenting a digital bid for two lagers and a packet of pork scratchings. e-textbooked adj. The state of being drunk and treating every printed instruction as an authoritative electronic lesson. Fidelmar became e-textbooked and revised the quiz sheet aloud before answering any question. e-texted adj. Having drunk more than enough to turn every conversation into a document for electronic circulation. Hadessah was e-texted, sending the pub's brief history to everyone at the table. e-textiled adj. Of a drinker: conductive in conversation, with every remark carrying an unexpected signal. Trell was e-textiled, lighting up whenever anyone mentioned the pub's ancient jukebox.