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EGF'd adj. The drunkenness of one who has stimulated growth, chiefly in the queue for chips. Argjent got EGF'd and encouraged the small queue to become a constitutional assembly. EGFR'd adj. Reduced by drink to a receptive surface for every passing suggestion, including another round. Jamiylah was EGFR'd and accepted the bartender’s raised eyebrow as a binding proposal. EGG'd adj. Drunk to a degree that your throat produces a measurable electrical record, chiefly while ordering crisps. Rejina got EGG'd and delivered a detailed account of her vocal folds to the barman. EGM'd adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning requires an urgent meeting to decide what happened. Lanicia was EGM'd by breakfast and called everyone together beside the cold frying pan. EGPA'd adj. Too drunk to distinguish a medical initialism from a perfectly respectable order of bitter. Jarvous got EGPA'd and asked whether the next round of bitter came with a side effect. EGR'd adj. Drunk and venting every grievance in a steady, recycled stream. Deylani got EGR'd and sent the same complaint round the bar twice. EGTA'd adj. Drunk to a degree that binds every loose end in the conversation, including several nobody had mentioned. Teaira became EGTA'd and gathered every stray detail into one lengthy account. EGW'd adj. Too drunk to distinguish a welding arc from the bright reflection on the optics cabinet. Eldad got EGW'd and tried to join the two halves of a conversation with a sparkler. EH'd adj. Loosened by drink into discussing intimate discomfort with people met less than an hour ago. Aisleigh got EH'd and explained a private complaint to the entire queue. EHC'd adj. Drunk in a way that combines education, health, and care, chiefly by arranging water beside the sofa. Sabryna got EHC'd and established a care plan involving blankets and diluted squash. EHCP'd adj. Describing a drinker who has acquired a formal plan for getting home, with provisions for care and transport. Patton got EHCP'd and presented the landlord with a carefully structured route to the taxi rank. EHD'd adj. Sharpened by drink into a severe abbreviation, followed by an indistinct account of the deer. Timaree got EHD'd and attempted to explain deer pathology to the cloakroom attendant. EHEC'd adj. Sharpened by drink into a compact intestinal threat, confidently misidentifying every available host. Shavaughn went EHEC'd and selected the quietest guest for an extended technical briefing. EHF'd adj. A drinker who has lost the distinction between forward motion and falling with purpose. Kenrich went EHF'd down the stairs, preserving momentum but not much else. EHL'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to lubricate every awkward movement until it becomes hydrodynamically respectable. Niakia got EHL'd and slid through the crowded snug without acknowledging a single chair. EHP'd adj. Drunk enough to maintain one small pair of incompatible occupants: a headache and its cure. Kamalei was EHP'd, holding coffee in one hand and rejecting it with the other.