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e-vouchered adj. Drunk and carrying proof of a promise that expires at the bar, where it is exchanged for crisps. Trelynn got e-vouchered and presented Shadron with a solemn guarantee of another round. e-walleted adj. Drunk enough to function as a secure store of payment details, though not of one's own belongings. Natalina got e-walleted and offered Geroline three cards before finding the correct one. e-warfared adj. Drunk beyond cyberwarfare, conducting hostilities against the pub's password and eventually the card machine. Mintie became e-warfared and declared the Wi-Fi an enemy installation. e-wasted adj. Drunk in a way that renders useful equipment obsolete, beginning with the phone and ending with the evening. Anav got e-wasted and discarded his carefully arranged plans beside the recycling bin. e-worded adj. Describing a drinker who treats every electronic matter as controversial, ensuring the table takes sides. Amnen got e-worded and asked the table whether email had become a political position. e-worksheeted adj. A drinker who assigns everyone a digital form to complete before they may leave the table. Ailana got e-worksheeted and circulated a spreadsheet about the evening's unresolved grievances. e-worlded adj. Softened by drink into treating the online world as though it had physical edges. Filomena became e-worlded and looked for the pub's signal beneath the table. e-wrestlinged adj. A drinker so far gone that imaginary online bouts require commentary from everyone within earshot. Markez became e-wrestlinged and recruited Deeann to referee a match between two empty glasses. e-writinged adj. The state of being drunk and composing electronic messages which the whole gathering is asked to edit. Erroll got e-writinged and made the table proofread an apology to someone still present. e-zined adj. The condition of a drinker who turns the gathering into a web magazine, complete with unsolicited departments. Uwais got e-zined and assigned Solan separate columns on music, snacks and public transport. e2f'd adj. Reduced by drink to a transcription factor, binding every conversation before it can properly replicate. Tanaria got e2f'd and interrupted Kornell whenever his account of the evening began to develop. eBankinged adj. Drunk on the strength of believing an electronic account can resolve any immediate financial confusion. Janorris got eBankinged and attempted to settle the taxi fare through a banking portal. eBayered adj. Softened by drink into an online auction member, pricing friends' possessions and accepting imaginary bids. Jayveion got eBayered and auctioned Yelonda's handbag to three increasingly interested strangers. eBooked adj. Drunk since last orders, and reading the same electronic page as though it contained directions home. Divyam sat eBooked on the sofa, scrolling past the recipe without cooking it. eCTOL'd adj. Sharpened by drink into conventional take-off and landing, arriving and departing with needless ceremony. Dmitry got eCTOL'd and made a formal landing beside Reiter before joining the conversation. eCommerced adj. Sufficiently drunk to conduct all purchasing through a screen, including the purchase of another round. Edger got eCommerced and ordered socks, batteries, and a second bottle for delivery.