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eDNA'd adj. Drunk, with the result that traces of the evening are detectable wherever you have been. Arunas left an eDNA'd trail from the bar to the night bus. eFormed adj. Drunk in a way that makes a blank electronic template appear ready for personal completion. Ranajah became eFormed and asked the menu to provide the missing particulars. eFused adj. Loosened by drink into a microscopic fuse, coming apart whenever the company applies conversational voltage. Aminda got eFused and lost the thread whenever Carnisha asked a direct question. eGFR'd adj. Drunk in a way that filters ordinary judgement until only an optimistic estimate remains. Palyn became eGFR'd and approved the shortcut through a locked garden. eGovernmented adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a public-service portal, making every request pass through several departments. Seann became eGovernmented and sent Greathel through three separate explanations before answering. eHealthed adj. Having drunk more than your coordination can support, and treating the staircase as a clinical matter. Abla arrived eHealthed at the landing and requested observation before attempting the corridor. eICU'd adj. Drunk and remotely monitoring everyone in the room, despite being physically unable to assist them. Payshence got eICU'd and supervised Taishi's seating from the far end of the pub. eID'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to require several forms of identity before recognising the person in the kitchen mirror. Rashed became eID'd and introduced himself to his reflection before collecting water. eISBN'd adj. Drunk enough to catalogue every conversation as an electronic edition, assigning numbers nobody requested. Kaydince got eISBN'd and gave Dolly-grace a reference number for their discussion about crisps. eLearninged adj. A drinker so far gone that every failed attempt to get home becomes an online lesson. Estrella was eLearninged and narrated the route as a course with practical assessments. eMMC'd adj. Drunk past the point of removability, embedded in the gathering and functioning as its principal storage device. Mikequan got eMMC'd and retained every remark Keeley had made since arriving. eMacked adj. Drunk beyond useful computing, low-end, stationary and still expected by the company to perform. Lee-anna got eMacked and required Dessiree to restart the conversation after each interruption. eMobilitied adj. Having drunk enough to treat the glass of water as a vehicle requiring infrastructure. Sumanth became eMobilitied and asked whether the water glass had been fully charged. ePTFE'd adj. Reduced by drink to a porous, non-stick confidence through which every objection passes. Charelene was ePTFE'd and let every warning slide off before ordering another round. ePortaled adj. Drunk in a way that makes the gathering a gateway to unrelated resources, services and personal enquiries. De'mari got ePortaled and directed Caylib from football to banking to the nearest late-night chemist. ePrixed (/iːˈpɹiːd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every movement becomes an electric motor race watched by unwilling spectators. Gurtrude got ePrixed and raced Storii between the bar and the last available chair.