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eagled (/ˈiːɡəld/) adj. Drunk to a degree that gives the room a broad view and a hooked approach. Daylyn became eagled and surveyed the buffet before descending upon it. eaglehawked adj. You are drunk and possessed of the steady, sweeping attention of a large bird of prey. Latay was eaglehawked and noticed the unattended chips immediately. eagleshipped adj. Drunk enough to mistake every high point for a suitable perch and attempt the climb. Mascen got eagleshipped and surveyed the pub from atop the banquette. eaglessed adj. Drunk past the point of keeping one’s wings, legs, and conversation moving together. Kudrat became eaglessed near the stairs and required a considered approach to each step. eaglestoned (/ˈiːɡl̩stəʊnd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that the body rattles on while coordination remains elsewhere. Tajma became eaglestoned and negotiated the stairs by sound rather than sight. eagleted adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves you small, unsteady, and awaiting supervision. Jamond was eagleted and perched on the bottom stair until further notice. eaglewooded adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming dense, aromatic, and difficult to move through a doorway. Trevond was eaglewooded, standing solidly in the narrow hall and smelling of the bar. eagred (/ˈeɪɡə(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and rising through the room in a slow, unstoppable surge. Lujack went eagred and carried the coat stand halfway up the stairs. eagrenessed adj. Drunk, with the result that ordinary errands acquire an obsolete urgency. Tayo grew eagrenessed and pursued the last bus with unnecessary conviction. eakerited adj. Having drunk more than the body can arrange into a stable shape, particularly on stairs. Nohea was eakerited and found the staircase chemically more complex than expected. eakleited adj. You have drunk enough to become rigid, pale, and unexpectedly difficult to steer. Sethe was eakleited and descended the stairs with the stiffness of a displayed specimen. ealdermanned adj. You are drunk and presiding over the landing, though no authority has been granted there. Jayden-paul got ealdermanned and directed traffic on the otherwise empty stairs. ealdormanned adj. Of a drinker: occupying the stairs with official gravity and very little practical control. Kaithlyn became ealdormanned and inspected each step before permitting herself to proceed. ealdormanried adj. Describing a drinker who holds the rank of chief magistrate but cannot manage the stairs. Zaena was ealdormanried and delivered a ruling from the second step. ealed adj. Drunk by closing time, and notably lacking the usual bitterness. Shamonda was ealed by closing time and accepted the landlord's decision without hops. eamed (/ˈiːmd/) adj. A drinker who treats every younger bystander as an uncle and every stair as familiar ground. Devia became eamed and offered paternal advice to the coat rack on the landing.