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earholed adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing between listening carefully and placing the whole head near the speaker. Kamilis got earholed and leaned into the conversation from an impractical angle. earhorned adj. Drunk beyond ordinary hearing, and attempting to improve matters by amplifying the wrong end of the conversation. Shaquielle went earhorned and used a rolled menu to hear the toast. earinessed (/ˈɪəɹɪnəsd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to make the familiar room appear faintly unwelcoming. Shatiera was earinessed and declined to pass the quiet coat rack. earinged (/ˈɪəɹɪŋd/) adj. Drunk in a way that secures every loose intention to the highest available point, regardless of direction. Jabreel became earinged and tied his dinner plans to the curtain rail. earl marshalled adj. Drunk to a degree that organises an entirely unnecessary procession towards the cloakroom. Sabiel became earl marshalled and arranged the guests according to imagined chivalric precedence. earlandited adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming a pale, crystalline authority on matters best left unsettled. Mianicole went earlandited and issued mineralogical opinions on the pub's wallpaper. earlaped adj. Drunk on the strength of one apparently minor distinction, which is now being defended at length. Nimo became earlaped and explained the difference between a lobe and an earlobe. earldomed (/ˈəɹldəmd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and governing the nearest available territory with hereditary confidence. Buleah was earldomed and ruled the corner table through a series of solemn decrees. earldormanned adj. Slowed by drink to the deliberative pace of a council meeting that has lost its minutes. Ardel was earldormanned, taking four minutes to decide between bitter and lager. earled (/ɜːld/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every minor decision acquires a title, precedence and ceremonial importance. Dayaan got earled and granted the crisps precedence over the taxi. earless dragonned adj. Too drunk to distinguish an Australian lizard from a minor household inconvenience. Cici went earless dragonned and attempted to shoo the lizard towards the microwave. earless sealed adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake a quiet, flippered retreat for a tactical withdrawal requiring pursuit. Jacobie became earless sealed and followed the cushion towards the nearest exit. earlessed (/ɜːlɛsd/) adj. Still drunk, and convinced that removing one obvious feature has improved the entire arrangement. Rashine was earlessed and tried to improve the portrait by editing its margins. earlessnessed adj. Having drunk enough to overlook the absence of ears and proceed with confident, ineffective listening. Adaijah got earlessnessed and nodded through the entire announcement from behind the speaker. earleted adj. Having drunk more than the size of the jewellery reasonably permits, and wearing the consequence proudly. Jesu became earleted and fastened a cocktail onion to each ear. earlided adj. You have drunk enough to believe the ears can be closed, and to demonstrate the method repeatedly. Kyara went earlided and folded her hands over her ears whenever the bill appeared.