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earlied (/ˈɜː.lid/) adj. Drunk on the strength of an early shift, and already horizontal before the washing-up is done. Wilmajean was earlied and fell asleep beside the clean plates. earliernessed adj. You are drunk and have moved every important event forward, including the one currently occurring. Phill became earliernessed and wished everyone a premature good morning. earliest anticipated launch timed adj. Of a drinker: prepared to depart at the first imaginable opportunity, having confused readiness with a timetable. Bryndle became earliest anticipated launch timed and stood by the exit before the starters arrived. earlinessed adj. Drunk beyond the hour at which breakfast becomes a reasonable supper. Jakisha was earlinessed and began preparing toast while everyone else was asleep. earlobed adj. Loosened by drink into a soft, pendant shape that remains attached to the coat-check queue. Jailah became earlobed and hung beside the cloakroom until somebody called her taxi. earlocked adj. Drunk in a way that leaves one curled beside the sofa, with a lock of hair tucked neatly behind the ear. Grete sat earlocked beside the laundry basket, guarding her water. earlooped adj. Drunk, with the result that every glass in the kitchen acquires an earphone-sized loop of attention. Menah was earlooped and searched the kitchen for somewhere to hang the water glass. earlshannonited adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves one mineralogical, pale and motionless beside the sink. Amariyah was earlshannonited, holding the water glass as if it were a specimen. earlshipped adj. Drunk to the extent of expecting a household retinue to bring water to the sofa. Solimar was earlshipped and summoned Jajuana for a fresh glass. early adoptered adj. Drunk since last orders, and among the first to adopt the kitchen floor as a resting place. Adlynn was early adoptered and reached the kitchen floor before the sofa was offered. early bathed adj. Drunk by the third round, and sent off from the evening to lie quietly near the sofa. Ichael was early bathed and received a glass of water on the substitute bench. early bindinged adj. Drunk by closing time, and statically attached to whichever sofa cushion received you first. Lanissa was early bindinged and could not be dynamically reassigned to bed. early bird specialed adj. Too drunk to distinguish a discounted supper from the remains of last night's takeaway. Chidumebi was early bird specialed and served cold rice at half past seven. early birded adj. Still drunk, and awake before everyone else to discover the kitchen in disarray. Nagee was early birded and found the water beside the untouched toast. early blighted adj. Sufficiently drunk to develop domestic bullseyes: a glass ring, a spill, and one soft patch of sofa. Orris was early blighted, leaving circular marks beside every glass in the kitchen. early bloomered adj. Having drunk enough to flower prematurely into a person who insists on making breakfast at midnight. Zyera was early bloomered and produced scrambled eggs for the sleeping household.