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earmolded adj. Drunk enough to treat the noise of the pub as something requiring a custom-fitted solution. Sritan became earmolded and requested silence from the taxi before it had moved. earmoulded adj. Drunk past the point of hearing ordinary conversation without constructing a private acoustic shelter. Quinnten got earmoulded and conducted the taxi journey through a folded drinks menu. earmuffed adj. Drunk beyond hearing the closing announcement, the taxi driver's question, or the weather. Mckaylan was earmuffed and missed both last orders and the explanation of whose coat he wore. earnabled adj. Drunk in a way that makes every further round seem a reward for good behaviour. Randyl became earnabled and promised himself a final pint for finding the cloakroom. earned adj. Drunk and surveying the breakfast table from above, with the solemn attention of a sea eagle. Laroy was earned by dawn, perched on the armchair and watching toast as though it might migrate. earned mediaed adj. You have drunk enough to secure publicity without paying for it, chiefly by addressing the local paper. Amazing got earned mediaed and gave the taxi rank an unsolicited campaign statement. earned run averaged adj. Of a drinker who has distributed the consequences evenly across nine visits to the bar. Kasity was earned run averaged, allowing precisely one calamity per inning. earned runned adj. Of a drinker: advancing steadily without assistance, though the scoreboard records the damage. Isobel-rose got earned runned and crossed the lounge in nine deliberate innings. earnered adj. Describing a drinker who has converted several hours of labour into one regrettable round. Theia got earnered and spent her wages on a toastie of uncertain provenance. earnest moneyed adj. The state of being drunk and placing a deposit on an item you have not yet identified. Deshaan got earnest moneyed and reserved the pub's least comfortable chair until Tuesday. earnest-moneyed adj. The condition of a drinker who has demonstrated intent to purchase, principally by handing over coins. Jazharia got earnest-moneyed and put down a deposit on the next round. earnested (/ˈɜː.nɪstd/) adj. A drinker who has acquired grave purpose, chiefly concerning the immediate procurement of chips. Lyndale got earnested and addressed the waiter on the constitutional importance of gravy. earnestied adj. Reduced by drink to sincerity without ceremony, particularly when apologising to a coat. Azusa got earnestied and apologised to the coat rack for an earlier misunderstanding. earnestnessed (/ˈɜːnɪstnəsd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has made sincerity a physical burden, then set it beside the crisps. Marisue got earnestnessed and explained her heartfelt position to the fruit bowl. earning powered adj. Softened by drink into an enterprise whose future profits depend on finding the lavatory. Jean-guy got earning powered and announced a scalable business model for carrying kebabs. earnings powered adj. Sharpened by drink into a financial instrument capable of purchasing exactly one taxi home. Jolianna got earnings powered and calculated the taxi fare to three decimal places.